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What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« on: January 03, 2015, 01:32:43 PM »
Being a titty-boy, I always though a titty-fuck was the ultimate as far as sex is concerned but... What a bore! After five minutes of "do you like that baby?" and not getting enough traction/friction I realized I was not going to reach orgasm.

The submitted I & II though... WOW! I'm able to ejaculate in no time.

What's your favorite position?

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2015, 02:27:09 PM »
Im a titty boy too. Doggie to see the tits hang. Love that

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2015, 02:31:50 PM »
^^Two Tiny Tits Of Peace^^

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2015, 02:55:26 PM »
Being a titty-boy, I always though a titty-fuck was the ultimate as far as sex is concerned but... What a bore! After five minutes of "do you like that baby?" and not getting enough traction/friction I realized I was not going to reach orgasm.

The submitted I & II though... WOW! I'm able to ejaculate in no time.

What's your favorite position?

Submitted 1 and 2?

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2015, 03:12:17 PM »
prone bone.  look it up.   good stuff.   


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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2015, 05:37:34 PM »
Doggystyle... I dont get the big deal with this position, but supposedly its the girls favorite... Just feels weird to me, and I dont like it all...

I enjoy the girl on top much better. Its the easiest way to cum too, mostly because your not in control anymore...

One of my favorite positions is banging the chick while she is just laying flat on her stomach. Its 10 times better compared to doing it doggystyle. :D

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2015, 05:41:39 PM »
Girl on top with big titties
slapping me in the face... :-*

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2015, 05:50:09 PM »
Another thing I just hate about doggystyle is the fucking smell. :-X You can litterally smell her ass, girl and other odors and its just feels discusting each and every time.

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2015, 05:58:14 PM »
The old Alabama Hot-Pocket

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2015, 06:04:16 PM »
Another thing I just hate about doggystyle is the fucking smell. :-X You can litterally smell her ass, girl and other odors and its just feels discusting each and every time.

You got to tell your girl to clean up.

Getting her butt to bounce off your pelvis is one of the most sensual fucking positions.

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2015, 06:29:43 PM »
sticking your tongue up your girl's ass.. for some reason I expected more..  :-\
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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2015, 06:33:23 PM »
Another thing I just hate about doggystyle is the fucking smell. :-X You can litterally smell her ass, girl and other odors and its just feels discusting each and every time.

What?

There isn't supposed to be an ass smell? Stop banging fat women and men.

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2015, 06:34:49 PM »
prone bone.  look it up.   good stuff.   


I never knew the name of this before but it's tried and true in my world.

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2015, 07:08:23 PM »
Another thing I just hate about doggystyle is the fucking smell. :-X You can litterally smell her ass, girl and other odors and its just feels discusting each and every time.
Dont fuck chicks who don't shower first. Thats just disgusting.

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2015, 07:21:45 PM »
Lights off, missionary, fully clothed with genitals barely exposed.

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2015, 07:22:07 PM »
Dont fuck chicks who don't shower first. Thats just disgusting.

Now we're sex-wise!  And knowing is half the battle.




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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2015, 07:25:33 PM »
Lights off, missionary, fully clothed with genitals barely exposed.
You disgust me you sick, twisted, perverted, bacteria laden, film of pond scum.

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2015, 08:49:46 PM »
The old Alabama Hot-Pocket

details please

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2015, 08:18:49 AM »
Any time there's a chick in the room while I'm fucking is a good session  :-\

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2015, 09:11:20 AM »
Disappointed me


Splits when they are facing me



Head stand .




Standing 69






I love it




Splits when she's facing the other way






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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2015, 09:18:03 AM »
Disappointed me


Splits when they are facing me



Head stand .




Standing 69






I love it




Splits when she's facing the other way







 1/6 = Epic fail... ::)

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2015, 08:27:29 PM »
Lights off, missionary, fully clothed with genitals barely exposed.

Is that something you liked or disliked?

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2015, 08:39:00 PM »
Lights off, missionary, fully clothed with genitals barely exposed.
Krankensteins preferred interaction with you?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2015, 11:11:31 PM »
Another thing I just hate about doggystyle is the fucking smell. :-X You can litterally smell her ass, girl and other odors and its just feels discusting each and every time.

Please don't tell me you married this stinky ass  :-X

Just FYI, if the ass is clean there's no smell. Pure magic!

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Re: What positions disappointed/surprised you, sex-wise?
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2015, 12:22:22 AM »
Krankensteins preferred interaction with you?

Kranks too busy trying to get booty to let him take a dump on her chest.

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