Author Topic: Atheists will hate this... (Read 6445 times)

Coach's next post:

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2015, 07:29:30 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on January 03, 2015, 06:41:54 PM

Coach's next post:

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

ouch

though I do like the Small gov eagle

Nick Danger · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2015, 08:03:48 PM »

Coach is one odd dude...

Never1AShow · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2015, 08:11:22 PM »

Just so I'm clear, what was the professor's position on marijuana legalization and gun control?

240 is Back · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2015, 08:45:04 PM »

Tebow is a good man who cannot throw an accurate pass, nor read a defense.

Once the NFL figured out his play, he's been very beatable. No team wants him, and it's got nothing to do with his politics or religion - the NFL hires all sorts of types, thugs and good folks too.

If tebow could play, he'd be in the league. He can't play. I know, everyone wants to play the victim with him - but aside from that lucky run in DEN when he had an incredibe D, refs on his side, and an awesome kikcing game (and lots of 13-10 games), tebow officially sucks in the NFL.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2015, 08:57:03 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 03, 2015, 08:45:04 PM

Tebow is a good man who cannot throw an accurate pass, nor read a defense.

Once the NFL figured out his play, he's been very beatable. No team wants him, and it's got nothing to do with his politics or religion - the NFL hires all sorts of types, thugs and good folks too.

If tebow could play, he'd be in the league. He can't play. I know, everyone wants to play the victim with him - but aside from that lucky run in DEN when he had an incredibe D, refs on his side, and an awesome kikcing game (and lots of 13-10 games), tebow officially sucks in the NFL.

Tebow got railed in the NFL because of his open Christianity. But he's getting the last laugh, at least monetarily with SEC (ESPN) and Good Morning America. But no matter what happened he kept his faith and it using this platform to prove he wasnt a fake. Whether you're religious or not, this kid is a positive role model if there ever was one. People should learn from this.

240 is Back · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2015, 09:04:37 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 03, 2015, 08:57:03 PM

Tebow got railed in the NFL because of his open Christianity. But he's getting the last laugh, at least monetarily with SEC (ESPN) and Good Morning America. But no matter what happened he kept his faith and it using this platform to prove he wasnt a fake. Whether you're religious or not, this kid is a positive role model if there ever was one. People should learn from this.

If Tebow could read defenses of consistently hit an open man at 20 yards, he'd be an all-star.

He is SOOOOOOOOo good for business... espn, the NFL, they LOVED him.

You saw him "rally" against 4th string bubble guys in that 4th preseason game with the Jets.

I think he's a winner, an awesome role model, and I admire his religious beliefs and willingness to share it - but I KNOW he missed plenty of open men, lost a step with his speed, and could NEVER read defenses. Ever.

He's a great role model, but he can't play QB at that level. Any club with him on staff would make a shitload of $$... he just sucks though, that's just his on-field performance.

SF1900 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 03, 2015, 09:05:48 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 03, 2015, 08:45:04 PM

Tebow is a good man who cannot throw an accurate pass, nor read a defense.

Once the NFL figured out his play, he's been very beatable. No team wants him, and it's got nothing to do with his politics or religion - the NFL hires all sorts of types, thugs and good folks too.

If tebow could play, he'd be in the league. He can't play. I know, everyone wants to play the victim with him - but aside from that lucky run in DEN when he had an incredibe D, refs on his side, and an awesome kikcing game (and lots of 13-10 games), tebow officially sucks in the NFL.

I don't follow football much, but many sport players are religious, as they always do the sign of the cross after scoring a touchdown. Hypothetically speaking, if he was as good as Tom Brady, I am sure he would have been drafted by some team. Why would a team let go of a star quarterback just because he is Christian? The small stuff I read and heard about it, he just was not that good.

Then again, I rarely follow sports so maybe I am way off. It just doesn't make sense that he would be let go if he was THAT good.

240 is Back · « **Reply #22 on:** January 03, 2015, 09:09:51 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 03, 2015, 09:05:48 PM

I don't follow football much, but many sport players are religious, as they always do the sign of the cross after scoring a touchdown. Hypothetically speaking, if he was as good as Tom Brady, I am sure he would have been drafted by some team. Why would a team let go of a star quarterback just because he is Christian. The small stuff I read and heard about it, he just was not that good.

tebow had a magical run - Denver D was awesome, kicker won lots of games in that thin air, the refs screwed NE on one game, and everyone kinda helped it all come together. They caught PIT injured badly and won a game.

THEN Beliechick showed the NFL how to beat Brady. You MAKE him throw passes. keep the D line still, don't let him scrable. Make him throw good passes. And every 7th pass was in INT suddenly.

He's an awesome man, a good role model. BUT even after that, no matter where he went, Tebow was a shitty 3rd string option. He kept saying "I suck in practice, but I'm a GAME QB..." Sorry, that gets WRs hurt running in circles getting chopped waiting for tebow to pull some magic out of his ass.

Once Belichick showed how to beat him, Tebow's been beat every time. He "won" a pre-season game with last-minute heroics against 4th string defenders that were cut an hour later. He's a terrible Qb and a good man - his supporter keep saying he's an amaazing player but but but the NFL hates him. Sorry, he's the best thing the NFL had in twenty years. And he sucked

Leatherneck · « **Reply #23 on:** January 03, 2015, 09:16:32 PM »

His time with the jets showed the rest of the league that unless you're going to make a commitment to him being your future he isn't worth the circus that follows him. No one wanted to take the chance on him as a long term answer, although I can argue that it wouldn't have been a bad idea, so they didn't have to worry about the drama.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #24 on:** January 03, 2015, 09:22:19 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 03, 2015, 08:45:04 PM

Tebow is a good man who cannot throw an accurate pass, nor read a defense.

Once the NFL figured out his play, he's been very beatable. No team wants him, and it's got nothing to do with his politics or religion - the NFL hires all sorts of types, thugs and good folks too.

If tebow could play, he'd be in the league. He can't play. I know, everyone wants to play the victim with him - but aside from that lucky run in DEN when he had an incredibe D, refs on his side, and an awesome kikcing game (and lots of 13-10 games), tebow officially sucks in the NFL.

Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 03, 2015, 08:57:03 PM

Tebow got railed in the NFL because of his open Christianity. But he's getting the last laugh, at least monetarily with SEC (ESPN) and Good Morning America. But no matter what happened he kept his faith and it using this platform to prove he wasnt a fake. Whether you're religious or not, this kid is a positive role model if there ever was one. People should learn from this.

There's truth in both perspectives here.