Glad I didn't watch it with my son.
'Cause he'd have been asking me questions about it for the next 3 years.
To which the replies would have all been "It's just a fucking movie, son. It doesn't have to make complete sense".
I watched the 2014 Olympia with my son, like any good father would.
He was perplexed about how the narrow man won, despite breaking rules to cross lines and being watery, soft, and negative onstage.
I told him, "it's just a fcking male thonged beauty contest, son. It doesn't have to make any sense at all".