This reminds me of a classic joke;
A wiggs walks into a bar orders a water and the bartender says we don't serve your kind here. The Wiggs become irrational screaming "How dare you, my people are the original Hebrews, you racist white...." the bartender cuts him off and points at the end of bar where Goodrum is enjoying a grilled chicken breast while watching a finance show on the bars newly installed 24 in led monitor. The bartender looks the wiggs straight in the eye and says "I meant distilled water, all ive got here is tap you lunatic."
Or something like that...