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King Shizzo

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Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« on: January 09, 2015, 09:36:28 AM »
I figure we gotta get in on the cutting room floor, before Ron has to start a completely new site because of bandwith issues.

To be in our circle jerk, you have to be good looking, and have abs.

Must own a minimum of 3 pairs of board shorts as well.

In talks with Ron to have myself, Skorp1o, and AJ moderate.

Its about time that posters with aesthetics get a board too.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2015, 09:37:59 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 09, 2015, 09:36:28 AM
I figure we gotta get in on the cutting room floor, before Ron has to start a completely new site because of bandwith issues.

To be in our circle jerk, you have to be good looking, and have abs.

Must own a minimum of 3 pairs of board shorts as well.

In talks with Ron to have myself, Skorp1o, and AJ moderate.

Its about time that posters with aesthetics get a board too.

I am IN on any circle-jerk that includes you two studs.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2015, 09:39:32 AM »
I DO.......I DO !!
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2015, 09:39:52 AM »
I'm happy to lend my services on a consultancy basis.

I am already a senior member of an existing Jerk Circle, hence I will be coming in with prior experience.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2015, 09:42:12 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on January 09, 2015, 09:39:52 AM
I'm happy to lend my services on a consultancy basis.

I am already a senior member of an existing Jerk Circle, hence I will be coming in with prior experience.
You will already be cumming into the circle as a full partner.

Im sure you will be able to finally get those hair plugs with all that extra dough.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2015, 09:43:54 AM »
I predict that this this thread`s gonna` go full circle.................. ..jerks!   :D
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2015, 09:44:05 AM »
Quality thread, at least 10 PMs with cock pics included.   ::)
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2015, 09:44:52 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 09, 2015, 09:42:12 AM
You will already be cumming into the circle as a full partner.

Im sure you will be able to finally get those hair plugs with all that extra dough.

With the generous benefits package you guys offer, I'm going for the ultimate luxury in hair plugs.





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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2015, 09:45:56 AM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on January 09, 2015, 09:44:05 AM
Quality thread, at least 10 PMs with cock pics included.   ::)
Calm down Withered slobcock.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2015, 10:52:44 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 09, 2015, 09:45:56 AM
Calm down Withered slobcock.

You've really stepped up your game.

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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2015, 11:14:33 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 11:03:18 AM
hey Shizzo,

I'm over 50 and haven't been in ripped shape since Clintons 1st term as President.
BUT, I do own a worn pair of vintage  Carnival Cruise Lines surf shorts .
I have a bushy , pasty white ass and a bulbous 43" waist.

Do I qualify for the party?

Yes, as the piņata.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2015, 11:28:41 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 09, 2015, 09:36:28 AM
I figure we gotta get in on the cutting room floor, before Ron has to start a completely new site because of bandwith issues.

To be in our circle jerk, you have to be good looking, and have abs.

Must own a minimum of 3 pairs of board shorts as well.

In talks with Ron to have myself, Skorp1o, and AJ moderate.

Its about time that posters with aesthetics get a board too.

I have + 15 surfie shorts, so I should get pro card  ;D
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2015, 12:56:29 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 09, 2015, 11:03:18 AM
hey Shizzo,

I'm over 50 and haven't been in ripped shape since Clintons 1st term as President.
BUT, I do own a worn pair of vintage  Carnival Cruise Lines surf shorts .
I have a bushy , pasty white ass and a bulbous 43" waist.

Do I qualify for the party?
Sorry Howie, only 1 divorce per person.

Plus your neck is way too thick to qualify.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2015, 12:58:50 PM »
This has MOS written all over it.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2015, 01:05:59 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 09, 2015, 09:36:28 AM
I figure we gotta get in on the cutting room floor, before Ron has to start a completely new site because of bandwith issues.

You need to learn what "cutting room floor" means, alcoholic.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2015, 01:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 09, 2015, 09:36:28 AM
I figure we gotta get in on the cutting room floor, before Ron has to start a completely new site because of bandwith issues.

To be in our circle jerk, you have to be good looking, and have abs.

Must own a minimum of 3 pairs of board shorts as well.

In talks with Ron to have myself, Skorp1o, and AJ moderate.

Its about time that posters with aesthetics get a board too.
two things that excludes yourself  :D
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2015, 01:15:12 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on January 09, 2015, 01:07:45 PM
two things that excludes yourself  :D
I have abs ( you just cant see them)

I also get mistaken for Kevin Sorbo quite often.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2015, 01:15:44 PM »
a lot of smack material on this page

https://www.facebook.com/HotFitnessGirls
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King Shizzo

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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2015, 01:17:33 PM »
Even Bay likey.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2015, 03:38:30 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on January 09, 2015, 11:14:33 AM
Yes, as the piņata.

The image of men swinging a festive pole at me is quite erotic
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2015, 03:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 11, 2015, 03:38:30 PM
The image of men swinging a festive pole at me is quite erotic

Howard, I'm really starting to think you're the male version of booty on here.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2015, 04:41:07 PM »
Fantastic thread. 10 pages easily.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2015, 06:59:54 PM »
Bay no likey men's physique.  :-X
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2015, 07:04:34 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on January 11, 2015, 06:59:54 PM
Bay no likey men's physique.  :-X

That settles it, no men's physique board here. We should have known it was a stupid idea when Shitsoul suggested it.
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Re: Who wants to start a men's physique board circle jerk?
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2015, 07:05:06 PM »
The board should be moderated by go4it, johnnynoname and vissy
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