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dr.chimps

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Education
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:21:38 PM »
WASHINGTON —President Obama’s plan to offer Americans two years of college for free has come under fire from congressional Republicans, who are calling it a blatant plot to make Americans smarter.

The G.O.P., which has benefited from the support of so-called “low-information voters” in recent years, accused Obama of cynically trying to make people smarter as a way of chipping away at the Republican base.

“You take low-information voters and give them information, and pretty soon they’re Democrats,” Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said.

House Speaker John Boehner said that “forcing knowledge into people” was “flagrantly un-American,” adding, “We make this promise to the American people: if you like your brains, you can keep your brains.”
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Re: Education
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2015, 08:24:32 PM »
Book learnin's for fags and communists.

Hope this helps.
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Re: Education
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2015, 08:25:43 PM »
What do people notice about this picture?

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Re: Education
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2015, 08:28:43 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 09, 2015, 08:25:43 PM
What do people notice about this picture?



They notice President Obama  ???
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Re: Education
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2015, 08:31:52 PM »
Quote from: LittleJ on January 09, 2015, 08:28:43 PM
They notice President Obama  ???

Look closer.
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Re: Education
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2015, 08:36:07 PM »
Didn't Jay Cutler pose under those colors with no clothes on?
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Re: Education
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2015, 08:37:24 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on January 09, 2015, 08:21:38 PM
WASHINGTON —President Obama’s plan to offer Americans two years of college for free has come under fire from congressional Republicans, who are calling it a blatant plot to make Americans smarter.

The G.O.P., which has benefited from the support of so-called “low-information voters” in recent years, accused Obama of cynically trying to make people smarter as a way of chipping away at the Republican base.

“You take low-information voters and give them information, and pretty soon they’re Democrats,” Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said.

House Speaker John Boehner said that “forcing knowledge into people” was “flagrantly un-American,” adding, “We make this promise to the American people: if you like your brains, you can keep your brains.”

"Free" hahahahahaha ha.
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Re: Education
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2015, 08:41:38 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 09, 2015, 08:37:24 PM
"Free" hahahahahaha ha.
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Re: Education
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2015, 08:43:55 PM »
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Re: Education
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2015, 09:13:34 PM »
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Re: Education
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2015, 09:15:52 PM »
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Re: Education
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2015, 09:17:12 PM »
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Re: Education
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2015, 09:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 09, 2015, 08:37:24 PM
"Free" hahahahahaha ha.

Call it a very shrewd investment in society. The states need to up the endowments in their state universities as well.
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Re: Education
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2015, 09:48:43 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on January 09, 2015, 08:21:38 PM


“You take low-information voters and give them information, and pretty soon they’re Democrats,” Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said.

House Speaker John Boehner said that “forcing knowledge into people” was “flagrantly un-American,” adding, “We make this promise to the American people: if you like your brains, you can keep your brains.”
are you trolling?
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Re: Education
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2015, 09:53:02 PM »
Quote from: BB on January 09, 2015, 08:24:32 PM
Book learnin's for fags and communists.

Hope this helps.

Amen!
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Re: Education
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2015, 09:54:11 PM »
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Re: Education
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2015, 10:24:55 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 09, 2015, 08:25:43 PM
What do people notice about this picture?


he's a Viking
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Re: Education
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2015, 03:16:55 AM »
As I pay for 2 kids in college, I'd take it... God damn shake down these F'in schools...
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Re: Education
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2015, 03:45:22 AM »
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Re: Education
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2015, 04:17:12 AM »
It might be what he says but I'm calling bullshit.  Obama is like that asshole genie who will give you three wishes and then purposefully misinterpret the intent in order to make you miserable.  

"You wished for health care.  You never said I couldn't put insurance companies in charge of it.  ALAKAZAM! You wished for me to end the war in the Middle East.  I declared it ended and everything that has happened there since then has been a different war.  ALAKAZAM!  You wished for Guantanamo Bay to be closed down and I promised to do it if elected, but then I just didn't and no one remembers that anymore.  ALAKAZAM!"

Srsly, it'll be something along the lines of no such thing anymore as associate's degrees and the applicant promises upon commencement to pay 6x as much for the remaining two years of a four year degree.  Or he'll give a moving speech and cross his heart/hope to die it's happening and then he'll just do nothing further at all.

Obama has always been unable to be any fuller of shit so hilarity will surely ensue.
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Re: Education
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2015, 05:02:53 AM »
If this were true, this may work in the Repubs favor.
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Re: Education
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2015, 05:43:08 AM »
Quote from: BB on January 09, 2015, 08:24:32 PM
Book learnin's for fags and communists.

Hope this helps.

lmfao
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Re: Education
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2015, 06:13:23 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 09, 2015, 08:25:43 PM
What do people notice about this picture?



It is pretty clear, at least for the tin foil hat club members highly educated getbiggers, that Obama is sporting DEVIL HORNS. This is striking evidence that Obama has sold his lizard soul to the devil.

But dont'w worry, we have the best of the best working on it.

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Re: Education
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2015, 06:30:44 AM »
Quote from: el numero uno on January 10, 2015, 06:13:23 AM
It is pretty clear, at least for the tin foil hat club members highly educated getbiggers, that Obama is sporting DEVIL HORNS. This is striking evidence that Obama has sold his lizard soul to the devil.

But dont'w worry, we have the best of the best working on it.


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Re: Education
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2015, 06:37:20 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on January 09, 2015, 08:21:38 PM
WASHINGTON —President Obama’s plan to offer Americans two years of college for free has come under fire from congressional Republicans, who are calling it a blatant plot to make Americans smarter.

The G.O.P., which has benefited from the support of so-called “low-information voters” in recent years, accused Obama of cynically trying to make people smarter as a way of chipping away at the Republican base.

“You take low-information voters and give them information, and pretty soon they’re Democrats,” Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said.

House Speaker John Boehner said that “forcing knowledge into people” was “flagrantly un-American,” adding, “We make this promise to the American people: if you like your brains, you can keep your brains.”

Don't believe ANYTHING this man says. College? I wouldn't let him within 100ft of my kid.
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