Author Topic: Could anyone ever beat Haku in a street fight? (Read 13585 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** January 13, 2015, 10:35:13 AM »

William Regal says he s the toughest man in history and no one ever no boxer no MMAer NO ONE beats Haku in a street fight.
Do YOU know anyone who could?
SUckmymuscle?
BigSteve?

polychronopolous · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2015, 11:01:46 AM »

Man of Steel · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2015, 11:50:56 AM »

Tesla Falcon could

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2015, 12:22:49 PM »

Falcon Tesla is a Man!

Darren Avey · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2015, 02:33:08 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on January 13, 2015, 11:01:46 AM

No chance

che · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2015, 02:35:42 PM »

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2015, 02:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on January 13, 2015, 10:35:13 AM

William Regal says he s the toughest man in history and no one ever no boxer no MMAer NO ONE beats Haku in a street fight.
Do YOU know anyone who could?
SUckmymuscle?
BigSteve?

William is right....Haku poked one guys eyeball out. Another time he was at an airport and someone was dumb enough to tell him that wrestling was fake and so was he.....he responding by biting off his fucking nose and him and his cousion proceeded to beat the living shit out of all of his friends.

The only wrestler who could possibly match Haku would be Gorgeous George.....but other than that, people who have messed with him were dealt some serious consequences

Howard · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2015, 05:02:30 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on January 13, 2015, 10:35:13 AM

William Regal says he s the toughest man in history and no one ever no boxer no MMAer NO ONE beats Haku in a street fight.
Do YOU know anyone who could?
SUckmymuscle?
BigSteve?

Jason Genova would shove a light saber up his funky fart locker.

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2015, 05:43:40 PM »

I'd pay to see Haku fight this guy in his prime.

Dave D · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2015, 06:19:37 PM »

No. Sad part is if other contact sports hadn't become so regulated old Meng probably would have won boxing championships in two weight divisions, and countless MMA titles.

Rumor has it back when Kimbo was making the Internet rounds with backyard fights Haku presented Slice the offer to use a wooden baseball bat while he only used his hands. Kimbos people turned down the offer and Haku was handsomely paid (six figures) not attend these fights. Shortly after this Kimbo went legit.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2015, 06:41:31 PM »

I'm sure most any heavyweight champion boxer could have probably beat him in boxing and any champion MMA heavy could have beat him in MMA. Champions are tried and proven, not based on speculation. How does a story told about gouging an eye out or beating the shit out of average average joes make him a would have been contender?

Dave D · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2015, 06:50:23 PM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on January 13, 2015, 06:41:31 PM

I'm sure most any heavyweight champion boxer could have probably beat him in boxing and any champion MMA heavy could have beat him in MMA. Champions are tried and proven, not based on speculation. How does a story told about gouging an eye out or beating the shit out of average average joes make him a would have been contender?

Dude what's your problem? This is only the 17th thread in the last 3 years on Haku's toughness and fighting ability. It's well known in these parts this man could and would beat anyone alive.

If you think otherwise you could visit the dealership he works at in Orlando and challenge him yourself. Even better invite the Kiltcho (forgive my spelling) brothers or Cain V to show up with you. I'll put money on it that you'd be showing up alone.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on January 13, 2015, 06:50:23 PM

Dude what's your problem? This is only the 17th thread in the last 3 years on Haku's toughness and fighting ability. It's well known in these parts this man could and would beat anyone alive.

If you think otherwise you could visit the dealership he works at in Orlando and challenge him yourself. Even better invite the Kiltcho (forgive my spelling) brothers or Cain V to show up with you. I'll put money on it that you'd be showing up alone.

What about Mike Tyson? do you think Haku would have KOd him? Why would me losing to him prove that he could beat anyone alive? I bet I could destroy him in a game of ice hockey.

che · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:22:00 PM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on January 13, 2015, 07:05:13 PM

What about Mike Tyson? do you think Haku would have KOd him? Why would me losing to him prove that he could beat anyone alive? I bet I could destroy him in a game of ice hockey.

Tyson ,hahaha , he would shit his pants in his presence , Haku was a real bad ass , he used to go to bars by himself and take on 9-10 guys and beat the shit out of them just for fun.

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:35:43 PM »

Quote from: che on January 13, 2015, 07:22:00 PM

Tyson ,hahaha , he would shit his pants in his presence , Haku was a real bad ass , he used to go to bars by himself and take on 9-10 guys and beat the shit out of them just for fun.

Haku is extremely tough, without question. But there's always someone tougher out there. Always.

Dave D · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:45:41 PM »

Quote from: che on January 13, 2015, 07:22:00 PM

Tyson ,hahaha , he would shit his pants in his presence , Haku was a real bad ass , he used to go to bars by himself and take on 9-10 guys and beat the shit out of them just for fun.

So true, sometimes the bars would close in advance of a WWE tour just to avoid the headaches. It actually cost them less to shut down for the weekend then it would after one of Haku's druken rampages. If the town was small enough the local authorities would place all the local "tough" guys under arrest in advance as well, again so as to avoid the costly headaches.

Quote from: Mr.1derful on January 13, 2015, 07:35:43 PM

Haku is tough, without question. But there's always someone out there tougher. Always.

Not in this case bro. Not even Paul Orndoff.

Quote from: Tennisballz on January 13, 2015, 07:05:13 PM

What about Mike Tyson? do you think Haku would have KOd him? Why would me losing to him prove that he could beat anyone alive? I bet I could destroy him in a game of ice hockey.

Sorry bro, I misunderstood I thought you thought you were tougher than Haku, which of course you are not.

gmflex · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:50:25 PM »

I still have yet to see any wrestler or anybody in the business talk shit about meng / haku...
He is well respected to this day...

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #17 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:52:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on January 13, 2015, 07:35:43 PM

Haku is extremely tough, without question. But there's always someone tougher out there. Always.

Quote from: Dave D on January 13, 2015, 07:45:41 PM

Not in this case bro. Not even Paul Orndoff.

So in your mind, Haku is the toughest man in the world, evidently. Tough as he is, I doubt it. There's always someone out there, somewhere.

Dave D · « **Reply #18 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:56:47 PM »

Quote from: gmflex on January 13, 2015, 07:50:25 PM

I still have yet to see any wrestler or anybody in the business talk shit about meng / haku...
He is well respected to this day...

100% correct Scott Norton and Jim Neidhart both answered, without question, Haku being the toughest guy they knew. They also said he was a real sweet heart of a guy but you didn't want to see him upset.

Dave D · « **Reply #19 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on January 13, 2015, 07:52:22 PM

So in your mind, Haku is the toughest man in the world, evidently. Tough as he is, I doubt it. There's always someone out there, somewhere.

Relax. I agree with you.

basil · « **Reply #20 on:** January 13, 2015, 08:06:02 PM »

Prob several young adult mentally retarded males in the US alone with the strength and speed of a chimpanzee and don't feel pain. That's who my money's on.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #21 on:** January 13, 2015, 08:29:04 PM »

Quote from: basil on January 13, 2015, 08:06:02 PM

Prob several young adult mentally retarded males in the US alone with the strength and speed of a chimpanzee and don't feel pain. That's who my money's on.

retard strength! I swear its a real thing!

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #22 on:** January 13, 2015, 08:45:30 PM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on January 13, 2015, 08:29:04 PM

retard strength! I swear its a real thing!

Never go full retard.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #23 on:** January 13, 2015, 08:49:47 PM »

Corkscrew uppercut

calfzilla · « **Reply #24 on:** January 13, 2015, 09:13:01 PM »

Perhaps a prime Ronnie Coleman could beat him in a fight.