Author Topic: Ronda destroys Uriah Hall, tell me again how YOUD kick her ass! (Read 6481 times)

tommywishbone · « **Reply #1 on:** January 14, 2015, 10:42:25 AM »

Absolutely totally fake. Uriah is probably going 30 percent max. He would take Rhonda down and submit her in 30 seconds 100 times out of 100.

Dave D · « **Reply #2 on:** January 14, 2015, 10:48:00 AM »

My technique would include taking advantage of my reach. I'd pummel her with jabs until she quit or was knocked unconscious.

The real question is how would she fare against Haku?

Knooger · « **Reply #3 on:** January 14, 2015, 11:04:52 AM »

Quote from: Dave D on January 14, 2015, 10:48:00 AM

My technique would include taking advantage of my reach. I'd pummel her with jabs until she quit or was knocked unconscious.

The real question is how would she fare against Haku?

My technique would include starting to eat her pussy and then try to put my cock in her vagina until I filled it with semen.

Dave D · « **Reply #4 on:** January 14, 2015, 11:09:48 AM »

Quote from: Knooger on January 14, 2015, 11:04:52 AM

My technique would include starting to eat her pussy and then try to put my cock in her vagina until I filled it with semen.

Interesting admission by you. I'm sure she'd be completely defenseless with your strategy

You're more of a gentleman then your reputation would indicate.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #5 on:** January 14, 2015, 11:38:02 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on January 14, 2015, 10:42:25 AM

Absolutely totally fake. Uriah is probably going 30 percent max. He would take Rhonda down and submit her in 30 seconds 100 times out of 100.

Not according to the words that came out of Uriah's own mouth. "Yes, she caught me in an arm bar, she kicked my ass on national television, that arm bar is legit, etc". Of course they were grappling, not using strikes but Ronda is an Olympic Champion after all. Is it really that hard to believe that she could drop a dude on his head and sub him?

So, we can choose to believe what we see and hear with our own eyes and ears, or we can believe a Getbigger who says it's fake.

Dave D · « **Reply #6 on:** January 14, 2015, 11:43:28 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on January 14, 2015, 11:38:02 AM

Not according to the words that came out of Uriah's own mouth. "Yes, she caught me in an arm bar, she kicked my ass on national television, that arm bar is legit, etc". Of course they were grappling, not using strikes but Ronda is an Olympic Champion after all. Is it really that hard to believe that she could drop a dude on his head and sub him?

So, we can choose to believe what we see and hear with our own eyes and ears, or we can believe a Getbigger who says it's fake.

All due respect P4W but this "getbigger" isn't some Internet nerd sitting at a library computer. It's Tommywishbone, a legend. His word is gold around these parts so watch your tone or you'll regret it.

Also Faber is a known liar as his failed drug tests will attest to, so take his "admission" lightly. He probably used this lose as a way to date her.

20inch calves · « **Reply #7 on:** January 14, 2015, 11:56:17 AM »

Ok ok Ronda is the toughest human being on the planet. She could beat cain.Does that make you happy?

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 14, 2015, 12:18:38 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on January 14, 2015, 10:27:26 AM

Don't forget, Uriah is a nice and humble guy usually, he prolly went 30 % for that trainingmatch,

Now if it was Rumble i'm sure it wouldn't happen. RUmble is neither humble nor a nice guy to women!

Erik C · « **Reply #9 on:** January 14, 2015, 12:24:44 PM »

UFC going the way of WWE. Choreography instead of competition.

20inch calves · « **Reply #10 on:** January 14, 2015, 01:13:08 PM »

I was obviously being sarcastic in my above post..to say she could beat and man in a real bout is just plain foolish

LittleJ · « **Reply #11 on:** January 14, 2015, 01:16:58 PM »

She loves black meat.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 14, 2015, 01:17:52 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on January 14, 2015, 11:43:28 AM

Also Faber is a known liar as his failed drug tests will attest to, so take his "admission" lightly. He probably used this lose as a way to date her.

Why bring Faber into it?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2015, 01:19:41 PM »

Did you say kick or lick her ass? Would do the latter gladly.

Dave D · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2015, 01:22:52 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 14, 2015, 01:17:52 PM

Why bring Faber into it?

Mostly because I'm an idiot. And Hall doesn't back my drug test argument for liars; unless you know something I dont.

Fortress · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2015, 01:51:35 PM »

One blast from a guy like Stallone (if she got out of line on an Expendables set) and this broad would go nighty-night for a fortnight.

She's a great wrestler, though. No question. Compared to almost any other woman on the planet, she is very capable in defending herself.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2015, 02:07:02 PM »

There are girls out there that are very good at submissions and if you roll on the mat with them you would be surprised.

Deacon Jeschin · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2015, 02:14:07 PM »

Quote from: Knooger on January 14, 2015, 11:04:52 AM

My technique would include starting to eat her pussy and then try to put my cock in her vagina until I filled it with semen.

You just described a good many battles fought in the guard position.....only with two males

tommywishbone · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2015, 03:25:10 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on January 14, 2015, 11:43:28 AM

All due respect P4W but this "getbigger" isn't some Internet nerd sitting at a library computer. It's Tommywishbone, a legend. His word is gold around these parts so watch your tone or you'll regret it.

Also Faber is a known liar as his failed drug tests will attest to, so take his "admission" lightly. He probably used this lose as a way to date her.

I appreciate the positive waves- however I am wrong from time-to-time. I'm the case of Uriah vs Rhonda, I just can't imagine Uriah ever getting "caught" by Rhonda. She is a one trick pony- yes it's a good trick. I think he would simply be way too strong and way too good to get caught.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2015, 03:40:13 PM »

MMA has "jumped the shark"...Dana probably gave Hall $25 grand to make this phony video...

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2015, 04:41:55 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on January 14, 2015, 03:25:10 PM

I appreciate the positive waves- however I am wrong from time-to-time. I'm the case of Uriah vs Rhonda, I just can't imagine Uriah ever getting "caught" by Rhonda. She is a one trick pony- yes it's a good trick. I think he would simply be way too strong and way too good to get caught.

I don't see her as a one trick pony at all. She's world class in Judo so she throws people around, plus she has a nasty arm bar.

So she's a two trick pony, and I think time is proving that combination to be very successful for her. Plus, when she is in fighting shape she's kind of hot. What's not to like?

The video shows what happened pretty clearly. Anyone who wants to call bullshit should have either...

A. Been there

B. Personally known one or both of the participants

C. Been a grappling expert with some Kind of unique insight

TestDummy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2015, 04:49:05 PM »

Ronda is a bad ass fighter but I have to agree, if there was striking involved she probably wouldn't be standing long

jude2 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2015, 09:14:58 PM »

Was that WWE?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2015, 10:31:45 PM »

Fuck! Just watched the video. I figured "Uriah" was Uriah Faber. Whatever. Same thing. Girls can not beat up boys. Ever.

smoothasf · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2015, 11:09:43 PM »

Anyone who knows anything can see this is not real. he's playing and seems like a really cool guy. Not angry though, all I was thinking about the entire time was fish hooking her in her box and ass.