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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #50 on: January 15, 2015, 10:05:25 AM »
I would let him fondle my balls just to be able to say that John Travolta fondled my balls.  Would take a selfie pic to prove it.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #51 on: January 15, 2015, 10:08:00 AM »
I would let him fondle my balls just to be able to say that John Travolta fondled my balls.  Would take a selfie pic to prove it.

If he fondled your balls I would let you fondle my balls just to be able to say that some dude that got his balls fondled by John Travolta fondled my balls. Would take a selfie pic to prove it.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #52 on: January 15, 2015, 10:28:48 AM »
If he fondled your balls I would let you fondle my balls just to be able to say that some dude that got his balls fondled by John Travolta fondled my balls. Would take a selfie pic to prove it.

3-way fondle.  I'm pretty sure Travolta knows Kevin Bacon so technically it's one degree of fondling Bacon's Balls.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #53 on: January 15, 2015, 10:40:01 AM »
That's one sick house he has, with his own Jets parked out front.   And apparently he owns property all over like Mel Gibson does.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2015, 11:42:14 AM »
The irony is that when you hit 1000 posts, we sent a team of construction workers into your house and filled your walls with stacks of 100 bills while you were at work/school/bath house. 

We don't tell you until you pwn the shit out of someone on getbig, resulting in their meltdown.  You'll get the PM telling you which room to punch holes in the walls to recover the cool $1.5 million starter cash which has been sitting there all along.

A nice mixture of plaster, cash and bloody knuckles.

Are fists they only option for punching holes or are we not allowed to use a sledgehammer?  Also if a getbigger were to have an unusual amount of accidental house fires (usually they occur around October so that there's plenty of money from the insurance claim for Christmas) can we get documented proof of the cash insertions or at least the serial numbers of said bills?

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2015, 11:54:52 AM »
I wonder if they set off the 'lunk alarm'

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #56 on: January 15, 2015, 11:55:23 AM »
That's one sick house he has, with his own Jets parked out front.   And apparently he owns property all over like Mel Gibson does.

He specifically bought it so that he could land his 737 there. Imagine being a neighbor and having to deal with that shit.

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« Reply #57 on: January 15, 2015, 12:01:13 PM »
Every night before bed, Travolta prays for world piece

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #58 on: January 15, 2015, 12:01:55 PM »
why the fck would you bother the dude at 3am... wtf??


total dick move


... say hello or whatever and dont bother the freakin guy at 3am...

Just say 'hey loved your work in reservoir dogs' and then go about your business.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #59 on: January 15, 2015, 12:17:57 PM »
I wonder if they set off the 'lunk alarm'

looks like those two may have set off the spunk alarm.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #60 on: January 15, 2015, 12:19:15 PM »
He specifically bought it so that he could land his 737 there. Imagine being a neighbor and having to deal with that shit.

Why on earth would he want to own his own 737 instead of leasing on when required?  He would have to pay for all the maintenance on it.  That's insane.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #61 on: January 15, 2015, 12:33:07 PM »
Why on earth would he want to own his own 737 instead of leasing on when required?  He would have to pay for all the maintenance on it.  That's insane.

Change the oil, check the valve clearances every now and then.  No big deal.

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Re: Hair Peace
« Reply #62 on: January 15, 2015, 12:43:53 PM »
Hair piece of peace  ;D

who can forget analbolichalo & his hairy issue  ;D

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #63 on: January 15, 2015, 12:54:06 PM »
HE'S been outed so many times its getting ridiculous.i would love to taste Kelly preston...

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #64 on: January 15, 2015, 12:55:27 PM »
So much nose here.



Hairy fucker,just look those hairy baboonish hands  ::)

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #65 on: January 15, 2015, 01:04:01 PM »
looks like those two may have set off the spunk alarm.

Ha! Perfect  ;D

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #66 on: January 15, 2015, 01:23:05 PM »
looks like those two may have set off the spunk alarm.

Haha - Xenu approved  ;D
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Re: Hair Peace
« Reply #67 on: January 15, 2015, 01:31:35 PM »
Is the hairy mouth region supposed to simulate the shocking aesthetics of a hairy asshole?
I wonder why Rob Halford, Dragvolta and others have been sporting this hairy orifice look.
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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #68 on: January 15, 2015, 01:33:47 PM »
Hairy fucker,just look those hairy baboonish hands  ::)

Looks a little like tbombz  :-X

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Re: Hair Peace
« Reply #69 on: January 15, 2015, 01:38:25 PM »
Is the hairy mouth region supposed to simulate the shocking aesthetics of a hairy asshole?
I wonder why Rob Halford, Dragvolta and others have been sporting this hairy orifice look.

It looks rather disgusting and unclean in my opinion.

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Re: Hair Peace
« Reply #70 on: January 15, 2015, 01:41:04 PM »
Scientology is the true religion of piece

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #71 on: January 15, 2015, 01:45:42 PM »
Leaving the house at 3am to workout at planet fitness when he has a gym at home?   Must have gotten into a huge scrap with his wife.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #73 on: January 15, 2015, 01:56:02 PM »



The movie Staying Alive, that Stallone wrote and his Brother Frank sang the intro song to.  Classic.

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Re: john travolta meets fan at 3am in planet fitness
« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2015, 03:58:52 PM »



Keep in mind travolta is 5'11 at best and looks like sly forgot his lifts  ;)

These days sly looks to be growing each yr and appears 5'11 to 6 foot haha