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Julio Ceasar

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2015, 09:58:17 AM »
Chinagirl talk to me to! 35yrs old, mother of 1...but flat ass, lose tits and no abs...I dont know...

Guess I gonne end up like and lonely man...

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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2015, 09:59:30 AM »
Quote from: Julio Ceasar on January 15, 2015, 09:58:17 AM
Chinagirl talk to me to! 35yrs old, mother of 1...but flat ass, lose tits and no abs...I dont know...

Guess I gonne end up like and lonely man...



Sorry to tell you that none of them look same in real life
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Julio Ceasar

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2015, 10:04:44 AM »
The colombian chick tells me she want something serious...I dont know...10 point face, cute, but tits and ass is a lottry! Cant tell anything from the pictures. 7h away from me to :D

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2015, 10:06:14 AM »
10 point face???  Looks like a drag queen.
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Julio Ceasar

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2015, 10:08:51 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 15, 2015, 09:59:30 AM
Sorry to tell you that none of them look same in real life

I feel pretty comfortable with my internet datingskills, done it for 15 years straight haha! I know every trick they do. Some years back ago I was more carefull, only dated some few, and all of them was really nice in real life, now I ave become more brave and think, wtf...and that have result in ugly ones unfortunately!
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Julio Ceasar

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2015, 10:12:08 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 15, 2015, 10:06:14 AM
10 point face???  Looks like a drag queen.

For me thats a 10 face! SMooth skinn, nice eyes, no beginning to wrinkles what so ever...nice black hair, nice jawline...nice eyelaces. Never smile, thats a warning sign! Bad teeth? She told me some dudes have rejcted her...No man reject a 10 girl, they die for her!
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2015, 10:24:16 AM »
Quote from: Julio Ceasar on January 15, 2015, 10:08:51 AM
I feel pretty comfortable with my internet datingskills, done it for 15 years straight haha! I know every trick they do. Some years back ago I was more carefull, only dated some few, and all of them was really nice in real life, now I ave become more brave and think, wtf...and that have result in ugly ones unfortunately!

15 years?  Dial up 26K modem in 1999?
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Julio Ceasar

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2015, 10:27:48 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 15, 2015, 10:24:16 AM
15 years?  Dial up 26K modem in 1999?

Yepp! IRC chatt. First chattlove was a beauty from Portugal :D She send me a handwritten letter with some polaroid photos!
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2015, 10:30:39 AM »
Quote from: Julio Ceasar on January 15, 2015, 10:27:48 AM
Yepp! IRC chatt. First chattlove was a beauty from Portugal :D She send me a handwritten letter with some polaroid photos!

Fuck, I remember IRC.  Was chatting up some pig and had her send me a photo.  She was a fucking whale.  It was the only computer in the library and there were a few of us around using it. We all laughed our asses off.
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2015, 10:34:32 AM »
Here is a picture of me and my dating profile.

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2015, 10:35:11 AM »
Has a penis IRL
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2015, 10:35:52 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 15, 2015, 10:34:32 AM
Here is a picture of me and my dating profile.



Hot Emo right there  :P
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2015, 10:37:12 AM »
A picture from a dating site.

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2015, 10:40:09 AM »
Guy has some pretty big guns and shoulders

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2015, 10:49:07 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 15, 2015, 10:40:09 AM
Guy has some pretty big guns and shoulders



Thanks man I've been hitting "arm day" hard with heavy weight / high reps.
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2015, 10:57:52 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on January 15, 2015, 10:49:07 AM
Thanks man I've been hitting "arm day" hard with heavy weight / high reps.

Busted twice by your friends mom, huh?
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2015, 11:17:10 AM »
Getbigers are so fu.c.king perfect 'eww, she's a blonde..... Gross, she has a limp.....ugh, she has a cock"

Look in the mirror you fat bastards, nobody wants to bang you in the backseat of your ford festiva anyway  ???
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Julio Ceasar

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2015, 11:23:57 AM »
Quote from: airosol on January 15, 2015, 11:17:10 AM
Getbigers are so fu.c.king perfect 'eww, she's a blonde..... Gross, she has a limp.....ugh, she has a cock"

Look in the mirror you fat bastards, nobody wants to bang you in the backseat of your ford festiva anyway  ???


Shut your mouth. Im a living God Walking among mortals! No neelde in my ass for 36 years! Pure raw superior genetics!
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2015, 11:25:18 AM »
Did that belt come with those shorts?
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2015, 11:27:22 AM »
Her mouth works fine, right??
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2015, 11:33:22 AM »
If bang that cerebral palsy right out of her
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Julio Ceasar

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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #46 on: January 15, 2015, 11:33:30 AM »
Quote from: airosol on January 15, 2015, 11:25:18 AM
Did that belt come with those shorts?

NO! Sportsdirect 3 dollar! :D
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #47 on: January 15, 2015, 11:57:47 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 15, 2015, 09:52:34 AM
Conehead bringing his A-game today!!! Conehead must be in a bad mood today!!
Settle down, sausage nipples.
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #48 on: January 15, 2015, 05:41:59 PM »
Quote from: chaos on January 15, 2015, 09:25:24 AM
No, it means you should pump your ass full of illegal bathtub drugs and do high rep leg work in your quest for a plastic trophy. ::)

You forgot to add while collecting 90% "disability" from the government. Wish someone would report this guy already.
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Re: Having conversation with this girl on datingboard
« Reply #49 on: January 15, 2015, 05:46:51 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 15, 2015, 10:06:14 AM
10 point face???  Looks like a drag queen.

This Julio Cesar fellà has very poor tastes in whores.
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