So in general I'm very cautious crossing train tracks in the car, but I remember once in San Diego, I guess I wasn't focused and we crossed over tracks and as we were crossing the gate start coming down and the lights start flashing and I'm thinking "Oh Fuck!" and start to press the gas hard and we cross, but as we did, I see the slowest train in the world coming at a whopping 3 mph... and I just laughed... and look at my wife and go, "we almost died honey... we escaped by the skin of our teeth" and she rolled her eyes at me... and all night all I kept telling her was "WE ALMOST DIED TODAY" and I'd just crack up and she thought it was the unfunniest thing in the world but I couldn't get enough of it!