Cr appy emo-style black nail polish
Unsexy sock-scars from fluid retention
Cr appy ankle ink, so dread to think what face may look like
Can't afford to replace a couple of light-bulbs
Can't be bothered to straighten PoS shelf unit on wall (what was there? An earthquake..?)
Stupid f**king owl decoration placed on air-con/heating control unit
Definite chance that poverty apartment may smell (and have empty cupboards)

Have hit worse
