To whoever created jeggings, we thank you!!

Hahaha - I join your salute!
Skin tight garments of that type are everywhere now, but because I am An Old Fart, I can literally remember the very first time I saw a female in a pair of cycling shorts on the street. I was in London around '88, walking up a set of stairs from the underground and suddenly realised that right in front of me was a jiggling set of sharply defined buttocks... I was entranced...

In fact, if I hadn't been with my then-girlfriend I might have accidentally just followed her like a puppy for a while (creepy I know sorry

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