If she shat in my toilet I'd never flush it.
Hahaha - I've got this image now of a low lit bathroom, with candles distributed around the room but particularly concentrated around the seat, with strong incense burning, and flowers and their petals artfully strewn around - like some sort of a mini-shrine to her turd-cutter...
You could pay homage each day, making obeisance and offerings in this most hallowed place to the Gods of LadyMuscle and Kegel... ...
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Er - sorry, I got into that a bit!
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