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Neymar Barca

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"We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« on: January 23, 2015, 02:07:49 AM »
Is this the world's vainest couple? Married bodybuilding duo spend $80,000 a year maintaining their perfect bodies
Buck and Michelle Miller from Las Vegas spend £4k a month on looks
They say they're the hottest couple in America and are mobbed on street
They eat six high-protein meals every day and weigh out every gramme


www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2920347/Married-bodybuilding-duo-spend-50-000-year-maintaining-perfect-bodies.html

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Bosch

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2015, 02:24:30 AM »
She's ugly.
He's a bald mexican.
Both are midgets.
Next thread, please.
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FermiDirac

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2015, 02:35:06 AM »
Spend that money on intuition fees to schools like Harvard or any other Ivy school and become respectable adults instead.
When they get old and saggy, what will they have accomplished?

Each to their own. I hope they are happy.
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liberty

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2015, 02:50:07 AM »
Is it me or does she look like Palumbo?
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_aj_

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2015, 02:57:52 AM »
I spend about $500 a year and I am taller, whiter with more hair. He's got me with his "calves".
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King Shizzo

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2015, 03:16:06 AM »
It takes the 5th post in this thread to point out that this topic is a repost?

And AJ posts in the duplicate thread without pointing it out?

What has Getbig come to?

Thanks Obama!
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_aj_

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2015, 03:29:46 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 23, 2015, 03:16:06 AM
It takes the 5th post in this thread to point out that this topic is a repost?

And AJ posts in the duplicate thread without pointing it out?

What has Getbig come to?

Thanks Obama!

I don't usually like to "call folks out" on dupes. I just go with the friendly flow  :D

Besides, I think even YOU would agree that such an important topic deserves several threads.
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FermiDirac

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2015, 03:33:05 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on January 23, 2015, 03:16:06 AM
It takes the 5th post in this thread to point out that this topic is a repost?

And AJ posts in the duplicate thread without pointing it out?

What has Getbig come to?

Thanks Obama!

Lower your tone when you address Vox Populi 
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King Shizzo

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2015, 03:34:23 AM »
Quote from: FermiDirac on January 23, 2015, 03:33:05 AM
Lower your tone when you address Vox Populi 
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Hypo

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2015, 03:39:59 AM »
Calves look suspect...
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_aj_

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2015, 03:42:35 AM »
Quote from: Hypo on January 23, 2015, 03:39:59 AM
Calves look suspect...

That was part of the $80k, I am sure. Hairless manlet with no calves? He had no choice but to get implants. It was either that, or gargle a .38.
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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2015, 03:50:44 AM »
The steroids gave his hair a severe beating and he wasn't blessed in the height department either.

Having said that, he's got a good build no doubt. As does she for that matter.

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2015, 04:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Bosch on January 23, 2015, 02:24:30 AM
She's ugly.
He's a bald mexican.
Both are midgets.
Next thread, please.

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2015, 04:44:28 AM »
Quote from: Bosch on January 23, 2015, 02:24:30 AM
She's ugly.
He's a bald mexican.
Both are midgets.
Next thread, please.

x2

Both are hideous to behold.
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Thong Maniac

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2015, 04:50:29 AM »
Her face is severly beat up fron androgens but her fake tits look good
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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2015, 04:51:03 AM »
"Hi! We're a pair of narcissistic douchebags. We want the whole world to know that we are hugely insecure, and waste vast amounts of money in the pursuit of a goal that our genetics have prevented us from ever achieving: being America's best looking couple."
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The Grim Lifter

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2015, 04:53:05 AM »
Why don't these guys ever train legs properly.

She would probably look really good off the anabolics.
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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2015, 04:55:54 AM »
Quote from: Automation on January 23, 2015, 04:51:03 AM
"Hi! We're a pair of narcissistic douchebags. We want the whole world to know that we are hugely insecure, and waste vast amounts of money in the pursuit of a goal that our genetics have prevented us from ever achieving: being America's best looking couple."

Sometimes I wonder if the Brit newspapers tart-up these stories to hammer home American stereotypes. Imagine that they got contacted by the paper about doing a story:

paper: We'd like to do a story about a health conscious couple. Would you be able to do the interview?
them: Sure, that would be fine.

And then the paper destroys them.
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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2015, 05:00:21 AM »
She's a butterface :P
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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2015, 05:05:21 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 23, 2015, 04:55:54 AM
Sometimes I wonder if the Brit newspapers tart-up these stories to hammer home American stereotypes. Imagine that they got contacted by the paper about doing a story:

paper: We'd like to do a story about a health conscious couple. Would you be able to do the interview?
them: Sure, that would be fine.

And then the paper destroys them.

Would be quality if they did. It would certainly go some way to counteract the British stereotypes Americans like to broadcast, the likes of which we so often hear about on here.
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The Grim Lifter

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2015, 05:12:08 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 23, 2015, 04:55:54 AM
Sometimes I wonder if the Brit newspapers tart-up these stories to hammer home American stereotypes. Imagine that they got contacted by the paper about doing a story:

paper: We'd like to do a story about a health conscious couple. Would you be able to do the interview?
them: Sure, that would be fine.

And then the paper destroys them.

It's true, i remember Dorian said he did one early on and they put in everything opposite to what he said for example they said he wanted to be a bigger movie star than Arnold when he said he didn't.
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Royalty

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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2015, 10:41:42 AM »
The guy looks short & narrow
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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2015, 10:55:45 AM »
I don't know where to begin.  Should I start with his bulbous cranium and retreating hairline or her face that looks like it's seen a cheese grater once or twice?  Absolute fail.
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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2015, 11:00:17 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 23, 2015, 10:55:45 AM
I don't know where to begin.  Should I start with his bulbous cranium and retreating hairline or her face that looks like it's seen a cheese grater once or twice?  Absolute fail.

Watch your tone, broseph. You are talking about American royalty here.
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Re: "We Are America's Best Looking Couple"
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2015, 11:18:46 AM »
Both look like shit facially
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