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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2015, 07:31:58 PM »
I could honestly live without the vagina.  Give me a nice mouth and big tits 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.



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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2015, 07:38:43 PM »
If she  likes/loves to suck cock  , she's a whore .

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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2015, 08:44:57 PM »
Become good at a variety of fields and keep at it.

Don't even think abour marriage before age 30 (as it's the age when you actually truly start to be able to chose whatever females you want. Well if you did not spent your 20's being a lazy bum)

Make sure that serious relathionship material female would be at least 5 years younger (females age fast... and usualy quite bad)

Be physically active as mush as possible

Do not drink/smoke/do drugs EVER

Have a blast at whatever you are doing.

Do not fear anything, at the worst case you will die, and these worst cases are not so common if you don't act stupid

Better do and regret than not and regret of not doing
 
Don't take life or yourself too seriously, just relax and enjoy, play a game, make it fun

Once again - Do NOT fear anything, there's really nothing to fear in life

Learn to fool yourself that "stuff matters" even if it doesn't. Sometimes it helps to stay positive.
fixed.

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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2015, 05:36:46 AM »
Basically go and marry a whore.

You have obviously been given the wrong advices.

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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2015, 05:47:20 AM »
If you're fat, work in a super market in Florida and have a drinking problem, just kill yourself.
Just saw this.....Hahahahaha

Who are you referring to?

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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2015, 11:34:57 AM »
fixed.

Surprised it was a well intended fix. Agreed.

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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2015, 11:42:55 AM »
I will tell all my children, "nothing is true, all is permissible".

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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2015, 09:50:05 AM »
Son, I'd be mighty proud if you grow up to be Mr. Olympia.

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Re: Advices for sons
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2015, 04:42:01 PM »
Son, never get caught buying that get big cream off the internet. It doesn't work and it's a scam. It never worked for me and now I have to walk around with these giant hands.