Author Topic: Question for gun owners (Read 2213 times)

denarii · « **on:** January 23, 2015, 02:19:08 PM »

Have you ever incorporated one into a sexual act?

SF1900 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2015, 02:22:20 PM »

I suspect that many of the gun owners here are strapped while having sex. I mean, you never know when you're life is going to be in danger. This is the same reason why they bring their guns to toys r us. You know how those 5 year olds get when they want a toy. Someone needs to put them in line when they have a tantrum.

I knew a cop who would carry his gun around everywhere with him. Even when he was off duty. I was at a birthday party for a 4 year old and he came to the party strapped. $:-\$ $:-\$ I thought he needed to keep the party in line just in case it get too out of control. You know how those children get at 4 year old parties with the balloons and party streamers. Totally out of control.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2015, 02:22:23 PM »

Urban ghetto types use them to 'facilitate' sex all the time

Knooger · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2015, 02:23:24 PM »

This is my rifle and this is my gun. This one's for fighting and this one's for fun.

240 is Back · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2015, 02:23:57 PM »

i dated a girl once who always wanted to involve a gun in the rough stuff. freaked me out back then. years and years ago.

these days i'd probably fall in love with her

thegamechanger · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2015, 02:29:53 PM »

of course, i flex my arms during intercourse.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:07:39 PM »

Many police departments require cops to carry off duty. A cop still has legal powers of arrest off duty. They are obligated to act. They also run into people that they have arrested or have had dealing with.

Even retired cops can legally carry in all states.

Novena · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:10:41 PM »

Quote from: denarii on January 23, 2015, 02:19:08 PM

Have you ever incorporated one into a sexual act?

Phil Spector…

Leatherneck · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:11:57 PM »

Never not ever.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2015, 06:59:24 PM »

Pretty fucking stupid if you ask me.

chaos · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2015, 07:11:36 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 23, 2015, 02:22:20 PM

I suspect that many of the gun owners here are strapped while having sex. I mean, you never know when you're life is going to be in danger. This is the same reason why they bring their guns to toys r us. You know how those 5 year olds get when they want a toy. Someone needs to put them in line when they have a tantrum.

I knew a cop who would carry his gun around everywhere with him. Even when he was off duty. I was at a birthday party for a 4 year old and he came to the party strapped. $:-\$ $:-\$ I thought he needed to keep the party in line just in case it get too out of control. You know how those children get at 4 year old parties with the balloons and party streamers. Totally out of control.

littledumbells · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2015, 07:23:32 PM »

Quote from: denarii on January 23, 2015, 02:19:08 PM

Have you ever incorporated one into a sexual act?

No, my turn now.....
Have any of you that are scared of guns ever had a cop watch over you while having sex? Jail/prison does not count

AbrahamG · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2015, 07:24:49 PM »

Quote from: littledumbells on January 23, 2015, 07:23:32 PM

No, my turn now.....
Have any of you that are scared of guns ever had a cop watch over you while having sex? Jail/prison does not count

Have any of you gun owners/enthusiasts ever thought of getting a penile extension instead?

SF1900 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2015, 07:35:08 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 23, 2015, 07:11:36 PM

Wow, you're out of control and angry. Be calm.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2015, 07:39:13 PM »

the gun is there to reminder whose trailer she be in.. bitches outta line.

chaos · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2015, 08:18:44 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 23, 2015, 07:35:08 PM

Wow, you're out of control and angry. Be calm.

So angry

TheShape. · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2015, 08:20:49 PM »

Nails · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2015, 08:39:35 PM »

SF1900 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2015, 08:43:09 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 23, 2015, 08:18:44 PM

So angry

You like following around my gun threads.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2015, 09:01:57 PM »

No, I never have. My cock makes my gun look small so I don't like to have them out at the same time.

chaos · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2015, 09:04:35 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 23, 2015, 08:43:09 PM

You like following around my gun threads.

You make so many, it's easy to do.

SF1900 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2015, 09:19:23 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 23, 2015, 09:04:35 PM

You make so many, it's easy to do.

i have not made one in a while. and im not really "making" threads. i am just reporting on the news!!

_aj_ · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2015, 03:13:01 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on January 23, 2015, 04:07:39 PM

Many police departments require cops to carry off duty. A cop still has legal powers of arrest off duty. They are obligated to act. They also run into people that they have arrested or have had dealing with.

Even retired cops can legally carry in all states.

Absolutely false.

denarii · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2015, 03:21:14 AM »

Wiggs? You fit the profile after all.

240 is Back · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2015, 11:17:00 AM »

i have a few cops that live on my street/next street over. In the past, I came home at same time (3am or so) as this one cop. Frequently. I saw him and I making the same travel almost every weekend.

He would see drunk drivers - I mean obvious drunk drivers all over the road - and he'd drive right past them. He was off-duty obviously, driving home after a long days' work, i'm sure. But there was one time, a drunk almost hit us both - and he just let the drunk A-hole drive away, and he kept on driving home.

I have always wondered what their obligation was, what their power was. He probably had to get up early and the LAST thing he wanted to do was deal with a drunk idiot alone and lose 3 hours booking this obviously drunk a-hole. But what if that drunk travels another block and hits and kills someone?