Author Topic: Reasons why I'm NOT working out today (Read 3174 times)

Howard · « **on:** January 26, 2015, 02:25:58 PM »

1. I did legs yesterday and my ass cheeks are sore .

2. Too many fit, sexy babes train in my gym on Mondays.
I'll opt for a more "gay friendly" day/time.

3. My dogs need me at home.

4. I can't train with Jason Genova.

5. I'm bored with working out and plan to take up something new, whenever my damn ass stops feeling sore.

6. The Dairy Queen is on the way to the gym. I may do a workout in there .
Superset a Blizzard with chicken strips

7. I need to start a new thread on getbig.

8. I need to get fatter then my current wife, so she feels better about her own figure.

9. I have 40 episodes of "Little House on the Prairie" , on DVR

10. I don't have access to a Vince Basille bicep machine, soooooooo training arms is pointless?

TheShape. · « **Reply #1 on:** January 26, 2015, 02:34:37 PM »

How drunk are you right now?

Howard · « **Reply #2 on:** January 26, 2015, 03:16:07 PM »

Quote from: TheShape. on January 26, 2015, 02:34:37 PM

How drunk are you right now?

I'm 100% sober. I never drank.

_aj_ · « **Reply #3 on:** January 26, 2015, 03:19:56 PM »

I didn't work out today because I hoisted the past 8 days in a row. I felt like my CNS (

) needed a break.

edited: I did do some HIIT with KB swings, battlerope, rower and airdyne. But that doesn't count.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 26, 2015, 03:43:39 PM »

I worked out 6 days in a row. I was feeling fried. Just sat around all day today waiting for the "historic" storm. Fired up a generator that has been sitting with old gas for 2 years and it started right up.

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #5 on:** January 26, 2015, 04:20:09 PM »

40 episodes of "Little house on the Prairie" Hell yeah I always had a thing fore Nelly Olson has a kid might have to break out the Netflix

ritch · « **Reply #6 on:** January 26, 2015, 04:26:36 PM »

From what I read here, you can train legs everyday!!!!

Howard · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2015, 05:17:13 AM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on January 26, 2015, 04:20:09 PM

40 episodes of "Little house on the Prairie" Hell yeah I always had a thing fore Nelly Olson has a kid might have to break out the Netflix

Ya know, now that you mention it , I always wanted to see prissy Nelly Olson get her dress pulled up over her frilly bloomers and spanked by some BIG black farmhand she was rude to. I can see her crying as her pigtails bounce with each ass swat and scream.

Would have been the perfect guest spot for Sergio Olivia. Could have launched his movie career?

Howard · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2015, 05:18:11 AM »

Quote from: ritch on January 26, 2015, 04:26:36 PM

From what I read here, you can train legs everyday!!!!

GetBIG= the oracle of training MISinformation and absurd muscle claims.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2015, 06:11:49 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 26, 2015, 03:19:56 PM

I didn't work out today because I hoisted the past 8 days in a row. I felt like my CNS ( ) needed a break.

edited: I did do some HIIT with KB swings, battlerope, rower and airdyne. But that doesn't count.

Howard · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2015, 07:10:36 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on January 26, 2015, 03:43:39 PM

I worked out 6 days in a row. I was feeling fried. Just sat around all day today waiting for the "historic" storm. Fired up a generator that has been sitting with old gas for 2 years and it started right up.

Good to hear you will have juice during the storm.
What state are you in?

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2015, 08:52:27 AM »

I live in New Jersey. The historic storm predicted was a wash out. A lot of hype for nothing. Got maybe 6 inches of snow. If you listened to the news they predicted an historic snow fall. They cancelled schools before the storm and even shut down New York City to driving. The subways were shut down too in NYC. All for nothing.

funk51 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2015, 09:53:56 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on January 27, 2015, 08:52:27 AM

I live in New Jersey. The historic storm predicted was a wash out. A lot of hype for nothing. Got maybe 6 inches of snow. If you listened to the news they predicted an historic snow fall. They cancelled schools before the storm and even shut down New York City to driving. The subways were shut down too in NYC. All for nothing.

a storm of biblical proportions

240 is Back · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2015, 10:05:01 AM »

Howard, what are the potential benefits of using this particular exercise?

ritch · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:53:01 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 27, 2015, 10:05:01 AM

Howard, what are the potential benefits of using this particular exercise?

that shit is just timeless!!!

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2015, 12:03:18 PM »

2 hours of snow removal, pushing stuck car and truck, etc... Best workout I've had in years... Time for a beer...

R.A.M. · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2015, 12:25:46 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 27, 2015, 10:05:01 AM

Howard, what are the potential benefits of using this particular exercise?

i miss bob... no homo

Howard · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2015, 12:48:42 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 27, 2015, 10:05:01 AM

Howard, what are the potential benefits of using this particular exercise?

WWE Friday night smackdown practice?

Or

The only way the avg getbigger ever gets to hug a girl?

Howard · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2015, 12:50:23 PM »

I'm so bored with NOT working out, that I'm now heading out to the gym.
I may even lift when I get there.

Update to come later today...stand by.

falco · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2015, 06:00:36 AM »

Are you on some sort of hormone replacement therapy?

No homo.

_aj_ · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2015, 06:35:13 AM »

Quote from: falco on January 28, 2015, 06:00:36 AM

Are you on some sort of hormone replacement therapy?

No homo.

Howard has admitted to a cycle of Androgel. I am 75% sure that he didn't drink it.

Howard · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2015, 11:16:35 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 28, 2015, 06:35:13 AM

Howard has admitted to a cycle of Androgel. I am 75% sure that he didn't drink it.

Been on prescribed Androgel for a few years now and feel fine.
You rub it on.

Another getbigger once posted that using Androgel lotion was like having an elephant jizz all over you.

Gotta love getbig

38-26-40 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2015, 11:57:30 AM »

Excuses, excuses.....

Rudee · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2015, 12:13:45 PM »

I just finished a 12 week squat routine, where I cut my sets down to only 2 sets of 20 reps, 3 times a week. (M/W/F). Legs are the same size, yet they look more defined, and I'm down about 5lbs. I think the high rep squats kicked up my metabolism, as I've made no other changes to my diet, yet lost a few lbs of bodyfat.

Red Hook · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2015, 05:48:50 PM »

11. Got married today, #9, I feel like this time it is forever.