Author Topic: How would you handle this with an ex? (Read 8163 times)

stavios · « **Reply #25 on:** January 26, 2015, 05:42:09 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 26, 2015, 04:54:14 PM

the secret? Early on, get something really incriminating about her. Her touchy uncle, her use of anti-depressants, where her scumbag brother sells H, what warrants her shithead dad has, etc.

Then you jokingly say "well, at least we have MAD... mutually assured destruction... you can never tell the world about my steroids or I'd totally wreck your family's life haha". Youo do with with a half-laugh, and you're a scary enough MFer that she knows you'd do it, while at the same time you're a tender guy who is capable of love. You just won't be fcked with.

and when yall split, remind her that yalls secrets stay between yall. pretty standard. oh, and never tell her your secrets til you know hers. Oh, and never tell her your secrets anyway

Hahahaha man that's fucking sick but that's what i always do

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #26 on:** January 26, 2015, 05:44:52 PM »

If this is the case, then learn from your mistake by being more selective (i.e. how active is she on 'social media'? the less, the better). However, I've got the feeling that you're a bad learner that doesn't improve.

spiro · « **Reply #27 on:** January 26, 2015, 06:48:06 PM »

I've never ever seen anyone do some shit like that on Facebook. She looks like a huge asshole, scumbag, whore. Why even worry makes her look like a filthy monster. Let her make an ass of herself.

Nobody likes that kind of thing. Nail her with one good zinger. Something like what groink said and thats it something witty.

DanielPaul · « **Reply #28 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:24:05 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on January 26, 2015, 03:34:44 PM

What would you do if your ex was talking shit about you on social media where there are a lot of mutual friends you have? Im talking about saying really fucked up embarrassing things like telling everyone you abused steroids and you couldn't get hard anymore ,

They say the best thing is go on and live a happy life and that's what I've been doing. but I really want to send this bitch a nasty ass text message. something like

"you pathetic c u n t. The fact that you go out of your way to bash me on social media four months after we broke up just shows you how much you still want me. I hope you realize telling everyone a guy couldn't get hard with you only makes YOU look unattractive to him, you do realize that right? Go ahead keep talking shit hun, doesn't change the fact that you were , still my rebound girl who i kicked to the curb cause you were shitty in bed, had shitty tits, and a loose ass pussy"

I hate being in this situation because I know I could say something like that which would really hurt her, but part of me knows how fucked up this bitch is...me contacting her again even if it is to insult her, will only give her validation. She's bitter Im not crawling back to her like her other exes.

Tell everybody her pussy stinks, and she smell like a wet dog when she sweats, nobody could maintain a boner through that, you'll go from getting laughed at for not having lead in your pencil to suddenly everyone sympathizing with you

Hulkotron · « **Reply #29 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:27:09 PM »

Don't take kindly to disrespect, internet, parking lot, etc.

Wiggs · « **Reply #30 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:51:54 PM »

Ignore her 100%. Pretend she's dead. People love attention and when you don't give it to them, it drives them nuts.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #31 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:58:23 PM »

Leak a sex tape with you and a hot piece of ass and then blame it on her. But make sure you lay some serious pipe in the tape you leak...

el numero uno · « **Reply #32 on:** January 26, 2015, 08:04:21 PM »

Didn't read the thread but: pee in her butt.

Nirvana · « **Reply #33 on:** January 26, 2015, 11:38:17 PM »

Any response is a wrong response.

Do nothing. Say nothing. Logoff for a while.

Danimal77 · « **Reply #34 on:** January 26, 2015, 11:48:50 PM »

Quote from: stavios on January 26, 2015, 04:43:41 PM

breaking news, an "ex" that talk shit about his ex boyfriend..

been that way since the beginning of times, don't mind that fucking whore

Her ex boyfriend, not his ex boyfriend.

pedro01 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 27, 2015, 01:10:31 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on January 26, 2015, 03:34:44 PM

What would you do if your ex was talking shit about you on social media where there are a lot of mutual friends you have? Im talking about saying really fucked up embarrassing things like telling everyone you abused steroids and you couldn't get hard anymore ,

They say the best thing is go on and live a happy life and that's what I've been doing. but I really want to send this bitch a nasty ass text message. something like

"you pathetic c u n t. The fact that you go out of your way to bash me on social media four months after we broke up just shows you how much you still want me. I hope you realize telling everyone a guy couldn't get hard with you only makes YOU look unattractive to him, you do realize that right? Go ahead keep talking shit hun, doesn't change the fact that you were , still my rebound girl who i kicked to the curb cause you were shitty in bed, had shitty tits, and a loose ass pussy"

I hate being in this situation because I know I could say something like that which would really hurt her, but part of me knows how fucked up this bitch is...me contacting her again even if it is to insult her, will only give her validation. She's bitter Im not crawling back to her like her other exes.

"things like telling everyone you abused steroids and you couldn't get hard anymore

, "

simple answer - "sorry, I just never had the heart to tell you I didn't find you attractive any more, I figured the steroid story would work"

She's a mental midget. Run rings around her.

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #36 on:** January 27, 2015, 03:50:47 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on January 26, 2015, 03:34:44 PM

What would you do if your ex was talking shit about you on social media where there are a lot of mutual friends you have? Im talking about saying really fucked up embarrassing things like telling everyone you abused steroids and you couldn't get hard anymore ,

They say the best thing is go on and live a happy life and that's what I've been doing. but I really want to send this bitch a nasty ass text message. something like

"you pathetic c u n t. The fact that you go out of your way to bash me on social media four months after we broke up just shows you how much you still want me. I hope you realize telling everyone a guy couldn't get hard with you only makes YOU look unattractive to him, you do realize that right? Go ahead keep talking shit hun, doesn't change the fact that you were , still my rebound girl who i kicked to the curb cause you were shitty in bed, had shitty tits, and a loose ass pussy"

I hate being in this situation because I know I could say something like that which would really hurt her, but part of me knows how fucked up this bitch is...me contacting her again even if it is to insult her, will only give her validation. She's bitter Im not crawling back to her like her other exes.

Your a male, why are you on social media? The most beta, attention seeking thing ever

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #37 on:** January 27, 2015, 04:06:55 AM »

Quote from: TheShape. on January 26, 2015, 05:32:52 PM

Facebook social media beta brah

This.

Unless you're trying to promote something, I see no reason to have a Facebook page.

"Reconnecting" only reminds you of why you lost touch with these people in the first place.

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 27, 2015, 04:12:58 AM »

You could always try taking your tampon out and chewing some Viagra broseph

Bam-bam · « **Reply #39 on:** January 27, 2015, 05:02:05 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on January 26, 2015, 03:34:44 PM

What would you do if your ex was talking shit about you on social media where there are a lot of mutual friends you have? Im talking about saying really fucked up embarrassing things like telling everyone you abused steroids and you couldn't get hard anymore ,

They say the best thing is go on and live a happy life and that's what I've been doing. but I really want to send this bitch a nasty ass text message. something like

"you pathetic c u n t. The fact that you go out of your way to bash me on social media four months after we broke up just shows you how much you still want me. I hope you realize telling everyone a guy couldn't get hard with you only makes YOU look unattractive to him, you do realize that right? Go ahead keep talking shit hun, doesn't change the fact that you were , still my rebound girl who i kicked to the curb cause you were shitty in bed, had shitty tits, and a loose ass pussy"

I hate being in this situation because I know I could say something like that which would really hurt her, but part of me knows how fucked up this bitch is...me contacting her again even if it is to insult her, will only give her validation. She's bitter Im not crawling back to her like her other exes.

LOL

sorry but this only your fault. Bitches will always talk shit, no matter how much baby crying you do it won't ever change that.

simply stop going limp and fucking it up. from now on always have a viagra in your pocket just in case. everyone is prone to miss an erection but we the big guys are always on the spot light and are easy targets for this kind of defamation.

Howard · « **Reply #40 on:** January 27, 2015, 05:28:15 AM »

Quote from: J. Richards on January 26, 2015, 03:39:58 PM

suck it up, do nothing.... been there.... still there occasionally,,,, it eats my ex up inside because i don't let her ruffle my feathers... anyone hearing her rants will know she's a psychotic jealous bitch trying to stir the pot..... be better than that...... my 2 cents...

This advice x 100!

THAT and be sure to post plenty of pics of you with any hot females while you're out ( facebook pics?) .
Doing that will be the best possible " reply".

Her bullshit gossip failed to bug you and you moved on with other females.

bears · « **Reply #41 on:** January 27, 2015, 07:08:29 AM »

Quote from: J. Richards on January 26, 2015, 03:39:58 PM

suck it up, do nothing.... been there.... still there occasionally,,,, it eats my ex up inside because i don't let her ruffle my feathers... anyone hearing her rants will know she's a psychotic jealous bitch trying to stir the pot..... be better than that...... my 2 cents...

this...this.....this. I think everyone sees through that. even if they don't tell her that.

Howard · « **Reply #42 on:** January 27, 2015, 07:15:19 AM »

Quote from: bears on January 27, 2015, 07:08:29 AM

this...this.....this. I think everyone sees through that. even if they don't tell her that.

There is only 1 correct comeback for any disgruntled ex gf or wife.

She failed to excite me because... her butt smells.

That's the end all/be all, nuclear insult for any female.

falco · « **Reply #43 on:** January 27, 2015, 07:35:23 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on January 26, 2015, 03:34:44 PM

What would you do if your ex was talking shit about you on social media where there are a lot of mutual friends you have? Im talking about saying really fucked up embarrassing things like telling everyone you abused steroids and you couldn't get hard anymore ,

They say the best thing is go on and live a happy life and that's what I've been doing. but I really want to send this bitch a nasty ass text message. something like

"you pathetic c u n t. The fact that you go out of your way to bash me on social media four months after we broke up just shows you how much you still want me. I hope you realize telling everyone a guy couldn't get hard with you only makes YOU look unattractive to him, you do realize that right? Go ahead keep talking shit hun, doesn't change the fact that you were , still my rebound girl who i kicked to the curb cause you were shitty in bed, had shitty tits, and a loose ass pussy"

I hate being in this situation because I know I could say something like that which would really hurt her, but part of me knows how fucked up this bitch is...me contacting her again even if it is to insult her, will only give her validation. She's bitter Im not crawling back to her like her other exes.

In social conflicts the most polite person usually keeps silent.

Howard · « **Reply #44 on:** January 27, 2015, 07:48:01 AM »

Quote from: falco on January 27, 2015, 07:35:23 AM

In social conflicts the most polite person usually keeps silent.

If it weren't for forums like getbig, I'd have zero social media interaction.
I don't have Facebook page and never followed anyone on Twitter.
I never sent a pic on Instagram and don't have a personal blog.

I've been divorced a few times and never wanted to air my break up on social media.

andreisdaman · « **Reply #45 on:** January 27, 2015, 07:48:57 AM »

Quote from: Howard on January 27, 2015, 07:48:01 AM

If it weren't for forums like getbig, I'd have zero social media interaction.
I don't have Facebook page and never followed anyone on Twitter.
I never sent a pic on Instagram and don't have a personal blog.

I've been divorced a few times and never wanted to air my break up on social media.

whatcha paying in alimony?

Howard · « **Reply #46 on:** January 27, 2015, 07:59:55 AM »

Quote from: andreisdaman on January 27, 2015, 07:48:57 AM

whatcha paying in alimony?

zip.

Never had kids, and every divorce was uncontested .

andreisdaman · « **Reply #47 on:** January 27, 2015, 08:03:57 AM »

Quote from: Howard on January 27, 2015, 07:59:55 AM

zip.

Never had kids, and every divorce was uncontested .

you shooting blanks???...no alimony or child support...you must be banking big money

funk51 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 27, 2015, 08:09:26 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on January 26, 2015, 03:34:44 PM

What would you do if your ex was talking shit about you on social media where there are a lot of mutual friends you have? Im talking about saying really fucked up embarrassing things like telling everyone you abused steroids and you couldn't get hard anymore ,

They say the best thing is go on and live a happy life and that's what I've been doing. but I really want to send this bitch a nasty ass text message. something like

"you pathetic c u n t. The fact that you go out of your way to bash me on social media four months after we broke up just shows you how much you still want me. I hope you realize telling everyone a guy couldn't get hard with you only makes YOU look unattractive to him, you do realize that right? Go ahead keep talking shit hun, doesn't change the fact that you were , still my rebound girl who i kicked to the curb cause you were shitty in bed, had shitty tits, and a loose ass pussy" this

I hate being in this situation because I know I could say something like that which would really hurt her, but part of me knows how fucked up this bitch is...me contacting her again even if it is to insult her, will only give her validation. She's bitter Im not crawling back to her like her other exes.

funk51 · « **Reply #49 on:** January 27, 2015, 08:10:21 AM »

or this