knooger = cock squared / anus over plums
That also is the same as: Knooger = (cock^2 * plums)/anus
The average penis size is 6" and the average testicle size is 2" (two testicles makes 4").
The average anus size is .5" relaxed and 1.4" at defication for an average of about 1".
Then with the measurement lengths added in we get: Knooger = 36*4 divided by 1.
Therefore Knooger = 144.
I'm not sure how to utilize this information, but it may come in useful in the future.