Author Topic: Oldest friends with benefits (Read 5496 times)

The Grim Lifter · « **on:** January 30, 2015, 03:37:45 AM »

FLORENCE Henderson, who played squeaky clean Carol Brady in The Brady Bunch, has admitted she has a friend with benefits at 80.
Henderson told Closer magazine that she has got better at sex with age and that it is a myth that people at her age don’t have sex.

She said she has one main sexual partner but that they are not exclusive.
“He lives in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and is a chiropractor,” she said. “I really enjoy his company, but I am sure he sees other people, as I do.
“(Sex) keeps getting better. You learn to do things with more experience, intelligence and the ability to choose more wisely,” she said. “I like to date younger men [in their 60s] because they need to keep up with me.”

thegamechanger · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:09:11 AM »

at 80 she gets sex. good for her.

getbiggers, at any age, have to do with the pornsections of getbig and their hand lotion.

what a pathetic existence.

Hypo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:39:31 AM »

She looks good for an octomammarian.

orion · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:18:51 AM »

Wow, just saw a thread on Ed Corney, he's practically in a wheel chair. Gonna have to rethink this lifting shit.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:47:35 AM »

Quote from: The Grim Lifter on January 30, 2015, 03:37:45 AM

You learn to do things with more experience, intelligence and the ability to choose more wisely,” she said. “I like to date younger men [in their 60s] because they need to keep up with me.”

Translation = she's been fucking Gregg Brady

Howard · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:48:18 AM »

Quote from: orion on January 30, 2015, 09:18:51 AM

Wow, just saw a thread on Ed Corney, he's practically in a wheel chair. Gonna have to rethink this lifting shit.

Older normal straight guys = have sex as old men with hotties.

Former bodybuilders = die before age 70 or end up like Vince Basille

_bruce_ · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2015, 10:10:50 AM »

The "abs" on the twinks look like mine.

Disgusted · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2015, 11:29:15 AM »

Quote from: orion on January 30, 2015, 09:18:51 AM

Wow, just saw a thread on Ed Corney, he's practically in a wheel chair. Gonna have to rethink this lifting shit.

Lifting doesn't keep you healthy.

Victor VonDoom · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2015, 12:34:44 PM »

Sexual partners at 80? That's impressive. Can't imagine touching anyone that age. Bah!

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:56:35 PM »

The majority of guys who cycle juice for decades will be dead at 55. Most likely cause is a heart attack. They don't have to worry about having sex at 80.

booty · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2015, 10:52:16 PM »

She's a young looking 80 year old.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2015, 01:31:24 AM »

Quote from: booty on January 30, 2015, 10:52:16 PM

She's a young looking 80 year old.

Would you double up on a brother with her?

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2015, 04:34:35 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on January 30, 2015, 04:56:35 PM

The majority of guys who cycle juice for decades will be dead at 55. Most likely cause is a heart attack. They don't have to worry about having sex at 80.

How's Arnie doing? Ed Corney? Lou?

If people died from hating you would have been gone at 20

orion · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2015, 07:16:21 AM »

Quote from: The Grim Lifter on January 31, 2015, 04:34:35 AM

How's Arnie doing? Ed Corney? Lou?

If people died from hating you would have been gone at 20

Ed Corney is not doing so great, he has had multiple heart attacks. Check out the thread on him. My dad is ninety and never been in the hospital, never lifted a weight in his life. To be honest I don't know if sterons are the culprit . It is a fact that people who engage in heavy strenuous exercise have enlarged hearts, steroids or not.

The Scott · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2015, 07:31:54 AM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on January 31, 2015, 01:31:24 AM

Would you double up on a brother with her?

Disgusting.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2015, 07:35:05 AM »

I have seen her around town here quite often. I am pretty sure I know the guy she is referring to.

James28 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2015, 09:35:23 AM »

Quote from: orion on January 31, 2015, 07:16:21 AM

Ed Corney is not doing so great, he has had multiple heart attacks. Check out the thread on him. My dad is ninety and never been in the hospital, never lifted a weight in his life. To be honest I don't know if sterons are the culprit . It is a fact that people who engage in heavy strenuous exercise have enlarged hearts, steroids or not.

And Arnold with his heart problems that required hospitalisation. Obviously 'genetically pre existing condition'.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2015, 09:40:50 AM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on January 30, 2015, 09:47:35 AM

Translation = she's been fucking Gregg Brady

They both admitted to fukcing each other during the filming of their show...Mrs. Brady has been a world class Hoe ever since...She found out Mike Brady was a fruitcake when she tried to fuck him but he wanted none of it...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2015, 09:46:43 AM »

Cindy and Peter talk about Greg banging their mom

polychronopolous · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2015, 10:11:36 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on January 31, 2015, 09:46:43 AM

Cindy and Peter talk about Greg banging their mom

Henda · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2015, 11:29:07 AM »

Wouldn't hesitate to fuck her.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2015, 01:06:31 PM »

Quote from: orion on January 31, 2015, 07:16:21 AM

Ed Corney is not doing so great, he has had multiple heart attacks. Check out the thread on him. My dad is ninety and never been in the hospital, never lifted a weight in his life. To be honest I don't know if sterons are the culprit . It is a fact that people who engage in heavy strenuous exercise have enlarged hearts, steroids or not.

Ed Corney's not doing so great at 80+. Not 55 like what was said.