Author Topic: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?  (Read 22484 times)

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2015, 06:58:09 AM »
I was figuring on 5'0". Look man, the only thing I got on this dude is my height, so allow me to retain something, kay?
facially he looka lika gorilla..... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2015, 06:58:48 AM »
This is getbig, man.  You can make up anything you want.

Talk about how is supposed lack of triceps makes him lose sleep and not enjoy himself, say how girls are probably disgusted by his build, look up his house on google maps and see if you can find a disparity between what he said about it and what it actually is......

The world is yours....

Good points. I probably also have him on income, property and number of dogs.

I am assuming that his "house" is a POS Mazda that is parked next to the dumpster in back of the gym.

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2015, 06:59:15 AM »
I just ask my wife. First response was he was gay. Said women don't want to date a guy that's "prettier" then they are. Being clean cut is one things perfefectly shaping up every hair is gay

Would be the typical response of a frustrated white trash whore trying to loose weight for the past 25 yrs. ;D

"Disgusting, what a fag, who would like to have a man like that, I'm so happy I got my hubby and wouldn't trade him for anything in the world..."


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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2015, 07:04:54 AM »
Would be the typical response of a frustrated white trash whore trying to loose weight for the past 25 yrs. ;D

"Disgusting, what a fag, who would like to have a man like that, I'm so happy I got my hubby and wouldn't trade him for anything in the world..."



Ya she is 25 and doesnt have a weight problem nice try tho

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2015, 07:06:20 AM »
Ya she is 25 and doesnt have a weight problem nice try tho

Nice piece of tail you have at home.  Keep racism alive Mike.

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2015, 07:07:23 AM »
Nice piece of tail you have at home.  Keep racism alive Mike.
Haha I do what I can! I'm really not racist honestly I just hate ignorance is all

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2015, 07:09:14 AM »
Ya she is 25 and doesnt have a weight problem nice try tho

I just rubbed one out. Thanks broski.

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2015, 07:11:22 AM »
I just rubbed one out. Thanks broski.

Haha  ;D. I would have to!

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2015, 07:11:55 AM »


Ya she is 25 and doesnt have a weight problem nice try tho


Hot woman, poorly decorated room. 

Epic exposed printer wires.  Would not print.
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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2015, 07:12:35 AM »
I just rubbed one out. Thanks broski.

Wish I could be her vagina for a day.  :P

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2015, 07:18:06 AM »
Wish I could be her vagina for a day.  :P

I wouldn't be gentle calfzilla just so you no lol

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2015, 07:19:29 AM »


Hot woman, poorly decorated room. 

Epic exposed printer wires.  Would not print.

Haha that's pretty clever it's just my study/office. That the back side of the office the part you don't see. I have a huge "I love me wall" with all my awards and shit from the military

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2015, 07:20:10 AM »
Full head of Hair: check
Dense Beard: check
Height: check
Structure: check
Shredded: check
Lifetime natty: check

Most guys won't recover.











He is enhanced chemically.

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2015, 07:20:37 AM »
Ya she is 25 and doesnt have a weight problem nice try tho

Looks rather like 35, no offence.

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2015, 07:21:09 AM »
He is enhanced chemically.

There's no way that hair is "natty"

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2015, 07:22:50 AM »
Looks rather like 35, no offence.

She's 8 weeks out from a show. Being lean ages women for some reason. She's pretty lean at the moment and we where just talking about this the other day. When's sge up 15lbs and fuller she looks her age. I don't notice tho and she's still a knockout

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2015, 07:25:16 AM »
Looks rather like 35, no offence.

no, she doesn't.
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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2015, 07:26:46 AM »
Constance is around 6'2ft I think. He looks great no question but has that smug, punchable face.

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2015, 07:32:06 AM »
no, she doesn't.

Thanks I don't think so either

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2015, 07:34:04 AM »
Thanks I don't think so either

When she is, she'll still be hot.
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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2015, 07:37:02 AM »


Hot woman, poorly decorated room. 

Epic exposed printer wires.  Would not print.

She wouldn't last 5 seconds in those leggings before I tore them off with my teeth.

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2015, 07:41:27 AM »
She wouldn't last 5 seconds in those leggings before I tore them off with my teeth.

Haha I've had to buy a few pairs that I've runied... Worth it!

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2015, 08:13:38 AM »
Stupid duck face pose on the fella, thought that was a teen girl thing

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2015, 08:47:12 AM »
Haha I've had to buy a few pairs that I've runied... Worth it!

By "ruin", you mean putting them on and strutting around the house feeling pretty?

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Re: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery?
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2015, 09:18:00 AM »
Apparently he's 6'1"