Author Topic: The ultimate jackpot in the genetics lottery? (Read 22464 times)

affeman · « **on:** January 30, 2015, 05:10:51 AM »

Full head of Hair: check
Dense Beard: check
Height: check
Structure: check
Shredded: check
Lifetime natty: check

Most guys won't recover.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:12:18 AM »

Can't hit a fastball: sucks

_aj_ · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:13:38 AM »

Isn't that "Enzo?"

The only thing missing from his lottery winnings are the gene expression for being greater than 5'4".

Edit: Natty? Lmaooooooo!

affeman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:16:26 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 05:13:38 AM

Isn't that "Enzo?"

The only thing missing from his lottery winnings are the gene expression for being greater than 5'4".

Edit: Natty? Lmaooooooo!

I think the guy is 6'2 or smth like that

Royalty · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:16:53 AM »

That's what we call "zero tricep disorder"

bigmc · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:17:06 AM »

being a short arse

eliminates all the other categories

girls like tall guys

not gay midget george michael look alikes

_aj_ · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:20:02 AM »

Quote from: affeman on January 30, 2015, 05:16:26 AM

I think the guy is 6'2 or smth like that

Based on those, I have him around 5'8". Still in manlet territory, but more respectable, nonetheless.

His huge hair is a little much, but a pussy-puller for sure.

I am considering a homosexual life now...

Competitor 9 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:25:27 AM »

I think he looks like a tool. Don't think he's a good looking guy. Then again like like women so who knows.

Nails · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:26:44 AM »

Gay Gene : CHECK

calfzilla · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:28:39 AM »

Quote from: Nails on January 30, 2015, 06:26:44 AM

Gay Gene : CHECK

X2 he made my gaydar go off and I'm rarely wrong

Knooger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:31:19 AM »

Dude looks like a cross of Justin Bieber and George Michael.

Competitor 9 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:36:44 AM »

He looks like a guy who wouldn't know have to do simple masculin task like changing oil, or replacing a a garbage disposal. So basically worthless as far as a man goes

da_vinci · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:38:09 AM »

Every Getbiggers dream (not a body, but him as a boyfriend).

Grape Ape · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:38:51 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 05:20:02 AM

Based on those, I have him around 5'8". Still in manlet territory, but more respectable, nonetheless.

Dude, if he's 5'8, the girl interviewing him is 4'6".

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:41:42 AM »

MAXX · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:42:42 AM »

sort of small head

pinhead so to speak

Competitor 9 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:42:52 AM »

Natty? Ya ok sure so I'm I and Arron Clark, fuck it were all natty

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:43:02 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 05:20:02 AM

Based on those, I have him around 5'8". Still in manlet territory, but more respectable, nonetheless.

Then how short is the other guy??

Knooger · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:46:33 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on January 30, 2015, 06:38:51 AM

Dude, if he's 5'8, the girl interviewing him is 4'6".

He's standing on schmoes to appear taller.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:46:44 AM »

Yes but in the end he loses by getting buttfucked by homos and being a bottom.

Plus it seems that you have some explaining to do to Mommy and Daddy about why you have such a man crush.

_aj_ · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:47:02 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on January 30, 2015, 06:38:51 AM

Dude, if he's 5'8, the girl interviewing him is 4'6".

I was figuring on 5'0". Look man, the only thing I got on this dude is my height, so allow me to retain something, kay?

Grape Ape · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:50:39 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 06:47:02 AM

I was figuring on 5'0". Look man, the only thing I got on this dude is my height, so allow me to retain something, kay?

This is getbig, man. You can make up anything you want.

Talk about how is supposed lack of triceps makes him lose sleep and not enjoy himself, say how girls are probably disgusted by his build, look up his house on google maps and see if you can find a disparity between what he said about it and what it actually is......

The world is yours....

Competitor 9 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:51:40 AM »

I just ask my wife. First response was he was gay. Said women don't want to date a guy that's "prettier" then they are. Being clean cut is one things perfefectly shaping up every hair is gay

Knooger · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:52:35 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on January 30, 2015, 06:50:39 AM

This is getbig, man. You can make up anything you want.

Talk about how is supposed lack of triceps makes him lose sleep and not enjoy himself, say how girls are probably disgusted by his build, look up his house on google maps and see if you can find a disparity between what he said about it and what it actually is......

The world is yours....

FUCK YEAH!!!

Marty Champions · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:55:09 AM »

5'6 topps