Author Topic: Evander Holyfield road rage  (Read 4386 times)

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Evander Holyfield road rage
« on: January 30, 2015, 10:33:44 AM »


If it were me or most getbiggers in the other car, we d shoot straight in for the takedown then choke him out. Withoin seconds. Then id smash his car up cos im a spiteful bastard!!!  >:(

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2015, 10:40:34 AM »
Great strategy Darren.
I think I would do a Piranha Tyson Ear Gnaw....
Evander would be screaming for mercy while i would devour him like a rabid poodle.
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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2015, 10:42:07 AM »
hahahahaha
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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2015, 10:49:15 AM »
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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2015, 11:05:13 AM »
Of course there is a camera crew waiting....

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2015, 11:16:45 AM »
it's a commercial

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2015, 11:17:05 AM »
Holyfield is a legend.

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2015, 11:18:32 AM »
it's a commercial

I know dude.  There was this one incident a couple years back.  Some asian drivers cut someone off.  The guy behind speeds up and pulls the same maneuver that the white guy did.  Asians get out and shoot him dead on the freeway.

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2015, 11:23:21 AM »
Holyfield, One tuff mutha... Too bad he's brain dead now.. sad...



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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2015, 11:28:35 AM »
Holyfield, One tuff mutha... Too bad he's brain dead now.. sad...



That clip was hilarious.

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2015, 11:43:52 AM »
Holyfield, One tuff mutha... Too bad he's brain dead now.. sad...



I can't stop laughing at this clip.

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2015, 11:48:08 AM »
Great strategy Darren.
I think I would do a Piranha Tyson Ear Gnaw....
Evander would be screaming for mercy while i would devour him like a rabid poodle.

What would mad Mohammad do if he ever existed  ;D

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2015, 12:05:56 PM »
Holyfield, One tuff mutha... Too bad he's brain dead now.. sad...




yet still more coherent than anything Sarah Palin has ever said

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2015, 12:06:23 PM »
Squid, he shows up again on a Halloween episode, pretty funny:



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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2015, 12:49:35 PM »
Squid, he shows up again on a Halloween episode, pretty funny:



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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2015, 12:58:21 PM »
those who attack you often check how big you are thru the windows before going out of their vehicle. If you look puny or are a woman and they re in a bad day, they might escalate the whole thing just to release their anger.

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2015, 02:05:15 AM »
Didn't a couple of dudes get into road rage with a woman a few years back and then her husband got out the car. Mike Tyson.

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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2015, 02:16:15 AM »
Holyfield must be hurting for cash.  Must be all that alimony.  I can never understand why these guys insist on getting married...oh wait, he's a bible thumper.  He bought it.
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Re: Evander Holyfield road rage
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2015, 02:23:17 AM »
Holyfield must be hurting for cash.  Must be all that alimony.  I can never understand why these guys insist on getting married...oh wait, he's a bible thumper.  He bought it.

yep he believes in the magic man in the sky with his magic kingdom and magical friends!  ::)