1- Farty chairs
A mushy synthetic material cushioning prone to hold fart residues from years of long sitting. Hours of ass exposures to sneaky leaks. Heavily accentuated if an Indian populace rotates on those said chairs. A few minutes of sitting on those reheats the residues cause a subtle reactivation.
2- "You workout?"
A comment usually brought up by the lesser males segment of the corporatist population. The reaction is even more accentuated when this same segment meets in person for the first time following weeks of strict teleconference exchange. The tones and dynamics quickly change after this life changing face to face meet. Anthropologically, a very interesting phenomenon confirming pecking order. The correct answer should be a confident "no".
Discuss.
