Most getbiggers are involved in some kind of research so I thought that was unnecessary.

Yes, the finest getbiggers are conducting research in their labs right now. Most of these labs are in bunkers 50 feet underground. Getbig scientists among the highest ranked scientists. Thus, there research must be heavily guarded.
I mean, look what this getbigger created in his lab. A time traveling bicep machine. You can travel through time while working your biceps.
