The good thing about Affliction shirts is, before getting the know the guy, you already know he's a douche. Same for Ed Hardy.
Any guy wearing a bedazzled hat/jeans is an utter tool. I'm sure this goes without saying though.

Again, I'm conflicted...Tapout shirts are guilty of douchebaggery to the 9th degree, yet Affliction shirt are almost more douchey...a real coin flip.