Why's he panting so much when he talks.
Cause he is F A T. He is not "Jacked" or big or swole or huge - he is a fat whale. "Suffer in Silence"

LMFAO - that fat slob would be a wimpering sobbing mess after 30-60 seconds of jumping jacks or sit ups.
Saw him once at a local show - he looked like the penguin from Batman movie. Sweaty, bloated, fat, panting, out of shape and condition, and waddling around like a real cafone.