Aren't you the dude who describes himself as looking like a buff Viking? So you can be ready to throw down with a grown man at the drop of a hat, but can't fend off a pitbull nibbling at your foot?
Another tough guy who eats pitbulls for breakfast, Oh Brother !!!

. And currently I am in OK shape but in hard training and getting leaner by the minute, a study of my family tree indicates some viking ancestry.

And if this pic is really you, you should be ashamed of yourself, put down the twinkies and hit the cardio room, you can thank me later for the advice.