Author Topic: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell" (Read 4325 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** February 22, 2015, 11:01:53 AM »

Just read this book on Roy Snell apparently the worlds top bodyguard. My favourite quote in the book "No one is on my level, id have smashed up Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson and Lenny Mclean at the same time, im like a Terminator, im not really human, I think im from Alien stock"

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2015, 11:07:09 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:01:53 AM

Just read this book on Roy Snell apparently the worlds top bodyguard. My favourite quote in the book "No one is on my level, id have smashed up Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson and Lenny Mclean at the same time, im like a Terminator, im not really human, I think im from Alien stock"

Is he's British? That seems to be a British thing about being the hardest guy on the planet lol

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2015, 11:08:16 AM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on February 22, 2015, 11:07:09 AM

Is he's British? That seems to be a British thing about being the hardest guy on the planet lol

Unfortunately

Darren Avey · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2015, 11:12:24 AM »

Yeh hes British, claims to be ex SAS and "a heavyweight boxing champion" but I don't know where and what level as he does nt really elaborate.

Army of One · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2015, 11:15:08 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:12:24 AM

Yeh hes British, claims to be ex SAS and "a heavyweight boxing champion" but I don't know where and what level as he does nt really elaborate.

I would believe he was pie eating champion

calfzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2015, 11:18:24 AM »

he's so tough yet he chose not to make millions professional fighting. Looks just like a fat fuck to me.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #6 on:** February 22, 2015, 11:23:09 AM »

The funniest chapter is where he got addicted to coke and was smashing up offices in a coke fuelled rage while debt collecting!! HAHA. Also how he nearly beat one of Londons top villians to death. Hmmm if you did that you d be shot dead within a day no matter who you are.

Henda · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2015, 11:27:51 AM »

Fat cu nt sounds like he's full of shit.
Usually the ones who shout the loudest about how "hard" they are, are not in the slightest.

denarii · « **Reply #8 on:** February 22, 2015, 12:43:58 PM »

he has an angry look on his face, must be a tough guy.

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #9 on:** February 22, 2015, 12:57:09 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on February 22, 2015, 11:07:09 AM

Is he's British? That seems to be a British thing about being the hardest guy on the planet lol

This. Projecting tough guy bullshit is as British as tea and crumpets and shanks

The Ugly · « **Reply #10 on:** February 22, 2015, 04:00:56 PM »

Smashing Bruce Lee is really something.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #11 on:** February 22, 2015, 04:57:24 PM »

Quote from: denarii on February 22, 2015, 12:43:58 PM

he has an angry look on his face, must be a tough guy.

ritch · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2015, 05:21:39 PM »

Keep talking shit guys. He knocked on your door, you'd crap your f'in pants and you know it...

ChristopherA · « **Reply #13 on:** February 22, 2015, 05:28:17 PM »

Dude wouldn't last 10 seconds with Tyson

The Ugly · « **Reply #14 on:** February 22, 2015, 05:37:05 PM »

Quote from: ritch on February 22, 2015, 05:21:39 PM

Keep talking shit guys. He knocked on your door, you'd crap your f'in pants and you know it...

Knock on my door? This dude Jehovah's Witness or some shit?

ritch · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2015, 05:57:32 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on February 22, 2015, 05:37:05 PM

Knock on my door? This dude Jehovah's Witness or some shit?

hahaha! He will just be a witness to your beatdown, lol!

Rambone · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2015, 06:01:21 PM »

^best bodyguard on the planet

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2015, 06:03:31 PM »

Sounds like he watched the movie Snatch too many times.

Either that or he's like 8 feet tall.

The Ugly · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2015, 06:03:42 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on February 22, 2015, 06:01:21 PM

^best bodyguard on the planet

Shit, tell that to Linderman, pal.

orion · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2015, 08:23:13 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:01:53 AM

Just read this book on Roy Snell apparently the worlds top bodyguard. My favourite quote in the book "No one is on my level, id have smashed up Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson and Lenny Mclean at the same time, im like a Terminator, im not really human, I think im from Alien stock"

I like Kris Kyles stories better..

RagingBull · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2015, 09:03:47 PM »

Any journey man boxer would decimate this guy.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #21 on:** February 23, 2015, 12:54:01 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 22, 2015, 06:03:31 PM

Sounds like he watched the movie Snatch too many times.

Either that or he's like 8 feet tall.

Funny enough he was in Snatch! SOme bit part!!

hench · « **Reply #22 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:05:15 AM »

I'd love to see a guy like this come face to face with Tyson, seriously would not know what's hit him.
Never heard of this fella either...

Quote from: ChristopherA on February 22, 2015, 05:28:17 PM

Dude wouldn't last 10 seconds with Tyson

calfzilla · « **Reply #23 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:21:08 AM »

Dude would command massive respect at Golden Corral.

illuminati · « **Reply #24 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:59:36 AM »

Oh Mike Tyson & Lenny McLean

He must be a very tough man.

Does it say what part of the UK he is residing in?
Just so I can make sure I avoid this area for fear
Of bumping into him..

Another I coulda, woulda, shoulda, Man.