Witty!
But Paldumbo ain't no Matt Canning, that's for sure!
Matt already got three children, and that's with a parsh!

With all due respect, if I could find a woman who wasn't so horny and annoying, I would maybe stay with one. But they are way too horny. My dick is also way too stiff.
I was shoeing a very small garter snake out of my garage a couple days ago and it tried striking at me. 
Was funny because he was so small but aggressive. I always have snakes in my yard and the big ones never get aggressive they just slither away if you get near them.
Interesting. I have heard of garter snakes being in my city, but haven't heard one mentioned for years. Otherwise, seeing snakes where I live would be very uncommon. I wouldn't have the slightest clue how to properly handle one. There are things in my region, like ticks and bears, but not snakes. Not enough to pose any sort of problem or require people be educated on proper handling at least. Knowing nothing about snakes, I am somewhat afraid of them, but I imagine you get over that fast, when dealing with them regularly.
I think breeding of any animals is pretty cool, to see what sort of genetics arise. I know that Dave has produced some pretty cool snakes, and it seems that is what he is trying to do.