Author Topic: What is the stupidest "Bro Science" thing you've heard? (Read 16651 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #50 on:** March 04, 2015, 12:27:47 PM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on March 03, 2015, 01:28:04 PM

Cybergenics.

Sigh. I spent some good money on that.

Core · « **Reply #51 on:** March 04, 2015, 12:53:28 PM »

Graininess/muscle maturity= amount of tren and winny and lack of bodyfat

_aj_ · « **Reply #52 on:** March 04, 2015, 01:27:01 PM »

Tren is abs in a bottle.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #53 on:** March 04, 2015, 01:30:50 PM »

Careful to not jog after weights or you will run off all your gains.

Melkor · « **Reply #54 on:** March 04, 2015, 01:51:25 PM »

- 45 minute anabolic window

- No such thing as overtraining, only undereating and under sleeping

- Hit each muscle group only once every 7 days

- Any of the Tnation supplement "protocols"

MCWAY · « **Reply #55 on:** March 04, 2015, 02:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Melkor on March 04, 2015, 01:51:25 PM

- 45 minute anabolic window

I wouldn't call that "bro science ", just a fancy name for a simple concept. When I was a kid, I could down much more food after a workout than I could on eating at the same time on a day I didn't train.

Quote from: Melkor on March 04, 2015, 01:51:25 PM

- No such thing as overtraining, only undereating and under sleeping

There is such thing as overtraining; but much can be attributed to lack of rest and crappy diets.

Quote from: Melkor on March 04, 2015, 01:51:25 PM

- Hit each muscle group only once every 7 days

This makes no sense, especially since most people start training by doing that whole-body workout thing, 3 times a week.

Quote from: Melkor on March 04, 2015, 01:51:25 PM

- Any of the Tnation supplement "protocols"

I rarely, if ever, go to that site. So I can't speak on that one way or the other.

Donny · « **Reply #56 on:** March 04, 2015, 02:18:24 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on March 04, 2015, 01:30:50 PM

Careful to not jog after weights or you will run off all your gains.

yes so funny

Melkor · « **Reply #57 on:** March 04, 2015, 02:20:41 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on March 04, 2015, 02:04:40 PM

I wouldn't call that "bro science ", just a fancy name for a simple concept. When I was a kid, I could down much more food after a workout than I could on eating at the same time on a day I didn't train.

There is such thing as overtraining; but much can be attributed to lack of rest and crappy diets.

This makes no sense, especially since most people start training by doing that whole-body workout thing, 3 times a week.

I rarely, if ever, go to that site. So I can't speak on that one way or the other.

Eh I think the point of this thread was to post things that you think are bro-science and don't agree with? Meaning I don't actually believe those things I listed so not sure why you are trying to debunk them?

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #58 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:21:42 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 04, 2015, 12:27:47 PM

Sigh. I spent some good money on that.

Actually it was before my time, but I kept hearing stories about it. It was the opposite of what Ultimate Orange was. Where as Ultimate Orange worked like a mofo for energy and leaning out, Cybergenics didn't do shit. From what I understand they put you on this crazy ass system of deliberate over training to shock your body into adapting.

Their spokesperson Franco Santeriollo or however it was spelled, was a joke. I found an old mag that a buddy of mine had in his collection where they did an article in it on him with the title "I Will Be Mr Olympia In Three Years". I don't even know if the dude ever set foot on the Mr O stage.

TestDummy · « **Reply #59 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:22:29 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 03, 2015, 07:00:07 AM

Doing pull overs will expand the rib cage making your chest look wider.

I forgot about that one!

_aj_ · « **Reply #60 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:23:22 PM »

Quote from: TestDummy on March 04, 2015, 04:22:29 PM

I forgot about that one!

I did pullovers for years without the slightest hint of "expansion". Damn you, Arnold!

TestDummy · « **Reply #61 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:23:53 PM »

Quote from: Thespritz0 on March 03, 2015, 08:32:12 AM

Medium weights and lots of reps (15-20) makes you cut!!

Heavy Weights 6-8 reps makes you huge!!

That's not true?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #62 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:25:03 PM »

That cock and vagina taste the same. They don't.

TestDummy · « **Reply #63 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:28:59 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 04, 2015, 04:23:22 PM

I did pullovers for years without the slightest hint of "expansion". Damn you, Arnold!

Exactly! Arnold has to be the Godfather of bro science, I've heard him say so many crazy things over the years

TestDummy · « **Reply #64 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:33:16 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 04, 2015, 04:25:03 PM

That cock and vagina taste the same. They don't.

lol sometimes my cock smells like vagina....

Never1AShow · « **Reply #65 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:43:26 PM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on March 04, 2015, 04:21:42 PM

Actually it was before my time, but I kept hearing stories about it. It was the opposite of what Ultimate Orange was. Where as Ultimate Orange worked like a mofo for energy and leaning out, Cybergenics didn't do shit. From what I understand they put you on this crazy ass system of deliberate over training to shock your body into adapting.

Their spokesperson Franco Santeriollo or however it was spelled, was a joke. I found an old mag that a buddy of mine had in his collection where they did an article in it on him with the title "I Will Be Mr Olympia In Three Years". I don't even know if the dude ever set foot on the Mr O stage.

This is correct. The system was so extreme that pretty much no one could follow it, but I did, down to the letter and got jack shit results. But the diet part did hip me to the importance of monitoring everything and that was a silver lining. Cybergenics broke my cherry on the "supplements are a scam" idea.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #66 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:44:44 PM »

If you have cramps before a show, eat 2 aspirin and a thin slice of banana. Hearsay to a friend from JJ Marsh.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #67 on:** March 04, 2015, 04:56:22 PM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on March 04, 2015, 04:44:44 PM

If you have cramps before a show, eat 2 aspirin and a thin slice of banana. Hearsay to a friend from JJ Marsh.

JJ Marsh used to work out sometimes at Lee Haney's in Atlanta when I lived there. Nice guy, very pleasant but you could never tell when he was being serious about anything.

I overheard him telling one group of amateur competitors that having sex right before stepping onstage was the key to his trade mark vascularity. He said "really vigorously and hard thrusting for at least 15 minutes." At first I thought "WTF?" because competitors today can barely walk to the stage without needing an oxygen mask, no way in hell they could have the wind power to jerk off, let alone actually have sex for 15 minutes.

But then again, when he was competing they were much healthier and wasn't carrying a shit load of extra weight around. Who knows?

ritch · « **Reply #68 on:** March 04, 2015, 05:16:26 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 04, 2015, 04:25:03 PM

That cock and vagina taste the same. They don't.

Gonna take the easy bait here....
So tell me then, what does cock taste like???

D.O.A. · « **Reply #69 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:17:37 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 04, 2015, 01:27:01 PM

Tren is abs in a bottle.

lol! i heard that one or Gods piss

MCWAY · « **Reply #70 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:21:57 PM »

Quote from: Melkor on March 04, 2015, 02:20:41 PM

Eh I think the point of this thread was to post things that you think are bro-science and don't agree with? Meaning I don't actually believe those things I listed so not sure why you are trying to debunk them?

I'm not trying to debunk anything. In fact, I actually agree with you (to a certain degree) on most of what you said.

D.O.A. · « **Reply #71 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:30:53 PM »

Best one!
Anyone can look good on steroids!

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #72 on:** March 04, 2015, 08:15:51 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on March 04, 2015, 07:21:57 PM

I'm not trying to debunk anything. In fact, I actually agree with you (to a certain degree) on most of what you said.

Why don't you just take it easy McGay, or do we need to take this outside?

calfzilla · « **Reply #73 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:03:44 PM »

Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on March 04, 2015, 08:15:51 PM

Why don't you just take it easy McGay, or do we need to take this outside?

Would love to hold you back

The Ugly · « **Reply #74 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:15:54 PM »

Muscle maturity.