Author Topic: You know you're a Getbigger when.... (Read 4946 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** March 04, 2015, 06:57:46 PM »

Your iPad spellcheck auto corrects tbombs to Tbombz

Knooger · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2015, 06:59:28 PM »

My phone regularly suggests words like: cock, fuck, suck. It also knows Shizzo and Tbombz.

calfzilla · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:08:50 PM »

My iPhone makes some very embarrassing auto corrects thanks to getbig.

D.O.A. · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:26:01 PM »

When you receive periodically life threats or your personal life has been interrupted by a Getbig troll.

titusisback · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:27:18 PM »

Same with browser history. When I type 'g', it fills in getbig.com - I bet it's Google for most

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:29:37 PM »

You walk through the gym judging people:

All drugs
Twink
Brutal calves
Its a trap
Wider than Heath
1/4 rep of peace

D.O.A. · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:33:32 PM »

when your weekly report to your boss ends with a (No homo)!

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:38:15 PM »

Quote from: D.O.A. on March 04, 2015, 07:33:32 PM

when your weekly report to your boss ends with a (No homo)!

Legit

AbrahamG · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:39:23 PM »

I'd like to think that getbig has made all of us better people.

Rambone · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:40:21 PM »

Before you can fully type "pencil", it's already suggesting "penoris"

Schnauzer · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2015, 07:51:22 PM »

Every time I type "it's", the auto correct changes it to "it's only gay if you want it to be"

Skeletor · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:11:08 AM »

My phone auto corrects rule to Ruhl, insulin to philsulina, turd to goodrum and has a disturbing tendency to add "of peace" after most words.

IronMeister · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:33:09 AM »

When you wake up in the morning and girlfriend says "you called me tbombz while you were sleeping"

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:38:47 AM »

...you have a new client that tells you "I go on BB.com and went on this site last night called Getbig... Have you heard of it?" fuck!

Henda · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:03:56 AM »

Haha never realised phone learned words, just checked after reading this and it knows

Goodrum
Aidsbombz
Shizzfag
Lungrenisback

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:46:05 AM »

Quote from: IronMeister on March 05, 2015, 12:33:09 AM

When you wake up in the morning and girlfriend says "you called me tbombz while you were sleeping"

it happens sometimes to the best of us... don't judge, bro.

Donny · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:58:17 AM »

...when you are caught looking at a pic of chic getting her ass rammed on getbig at work by a Female college.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:19:28 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 05, 2015, 12:38:47 AM

...you have a new client that tells you "I go on BB.com and went on this site last night called Getbig... Have you heard of it?" fuck!

LOLOL.

whenever the subject of the internet comes up I say "i'm on a couple of boards" but keep it vague and never mention Getbig

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:39:08 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 05, 2015, 03:19:28 AM

LOLOL.

whenever the subject of the internet comes up I say "i'm on a couple of boards" but keep it vague and never mention Getbig

BigRo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:43:14 AM »

when you tell your mate he looks like shit and hope that helps.

D.O.A. · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:47:43 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 05, 2015, 03:43:14 AM

when you tell your mate he looks like shit and hope that helps.

Hahahaha! nice!

_aj_ · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:49:03 AM »

Using "no homo" in polite company
Chuckle strangely whenever somebody mentions Dubai
You subtly troll in real life
When the phone rings and they hang up, you just assume it's Alex.
You actually know who Jason Genova is

D.O.A. · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:52:38 AM »

When you recognize the person who's head is photoshoped to an Arab fucking a goat at golds gym.

D.O.A. · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:59:11 AM »

when you re making blueberry muffins exactly to the recipe of The TA

greeneyes · « **Reply #24 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:00:18 AM »

When you live in your mom basement

When you heard a talk about gay couple and you first think about Goodrum and Vissy
When you don't use the word black, afroamerican but hebrews to design wiggs bros
When you daily speak the brutal truth to others
When you roam in the mall and see a clown in a bunny suit that entertains children and quickly whisper " no homo, no pedo"