Author Topic: You know you're a Getbigger when.... (Read 4947 times)

_aj_ · « **Reply #25 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:01:29 AM »

Quote from: greeneyes on March 05, 2015, 04:00:18 AM

When you live in your mom basement
When you heard a talk about gay couple and you first think about Goodrum and Vissy
When you don't use the word black, afroamerican but hebrews to design wiggs bros
When you daily speak the brutal truth to others
When you roam in the mall and see a clown in a bunny suit that entertains children and quickly whisper " no homo, no pedo"

Forgot about "Hebrew". Man, that has gotten me into some hot water over the last year or so.

Automation · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:04:46 AM »

You've seen variants of this thread appear multiple times....

D.O.A. · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:10:17 AM »

Quote from: Automation on March 05, 2015, 04:04:46 AM

You've seen variants of this thread appear multiple times....

very true! lol

greeneyes · « **Reply #28 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:11:41 AM »

When you go away for months or years ( due to business trip, in dubai india, with uncle tito) but end up coming back to the thundersome
When your girlfriend ask you if you got a bit fat than usual and tell her " It's just safety fat" and she ends up laughing

devilsmile · « **Reply #29 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:12:23 AM »

when you go through the world news topics in todays metro newspaper, and you realize you've already read about them in getbig about a week ago

greeneyes · « **Reply #30 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:16:29 AM »

When you listen to rock music but all your buddies listen to rap so to join the conversation you tell them if they know about Toka Swola

Donny · « **Reply #31 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:17:24 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 04:01:29 AM

Forgot about "Hebrew". Man, that has gotten me into some hot water over the last year or so.

yeah sort of crosses over don´t it

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:31:48 AM »

Your farting like crazy from your protein drinks as you mix up another one.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #33 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:58:30 AM »

You use duckface, selfie of peace, no homo, hebrews, YLLS HTH, spilled over, veiny as a cock, and dump on her chest in everyday conversation

King Shizzo · « **Reply #34 on:** March 05, 2015, 05:57:43 AM »

I should be collecting royalty checks for the amount of minds I own hete.

Hebrew and neegul have become a part of my lexicon now.

CalvinH · « **Reply #35 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:13:38 AM »

When people talk to you and before they even finish you're like

Sokolsky · « **Reply #36 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:06:43 AM »

When you tell random people the brutal truth all the time, troll them all day and night, and they still continuously seek to be associated with you and/or sleep with you.

_aj_ · « **Reply #37 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:24:07 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on March 05, 2015, 06:13:38 AM

When people talk to you and before they even finish you're like

I swear that I have been looking for the eye roll emoji on Facebook and iMessage for a while. It really is the perfect Getbig response.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #38 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:33:46 AM »

Getbig has made me more honest in my assessment of things in real life. I'm not afraid to voice my opinions at times no matter how brutal the truth is.
Got in shit the other day because I made this Chica cry and told her "she's melting down faster than Wiggs at a KKK rally" and she just looked at me like WTF and started crying harder. hahaha

CalvinH · « **Reply #39 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:47:30 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 07:24:07 AM

I swear that I have been looking for the eye roll emoji on Facebook and iMessage for a while. It really is the perfect Getbig response.

For some reason my girlfriend doesn't like when I do it

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #40 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:08:12 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on March 05, 2015, 07:47:30 AM

For some reason my girlfriend doesn't like when I do it

since when do Getbiggers have girlfriends??!

Archer77 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:14:58 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 04, 2015, 06:57:46 PM

Your iPad spellcheck auto corrects tbombs to Tbombz

This has happened to me. My phone auto corrects tbombz to tbumz

Knooger · « **Reply #42 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Voice of Doom on March 05, 2015, 09:08:12 AM

since when do Getbiggers have girlfriends??!

Pretty sure "girlfriend" means tranny.

el numero uno · « **Reply #43 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:22:28 AM »

My phone autocorrects nigg@ to hebrew.

D.O.A. · « **Reply #44 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:35:38 AM »

when having second thoughts about buying grapefruit. (ever again)!

_aj_ · « **Reply #45 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:45:51 AM »

When your wife uses phrases like "I would hit it".

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #46 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:05:25 PM »

when i go to a browser and type G, it goes to getbig, not Google. When I type Y it goes to youporn, not youtube or yahoo, when I type T it goes to Tube8, When I type P it goes to PornHub.

Think I have a problem.

Carlton G. Long · « **Reply #47 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:08:44 PM »

When you can't eat a chilidog.

BigRo · « **Reply #48 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:13:18 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 09:45:51 AM

When your wife uses phrases like "I would hit it".

where does she learn such vulgarity?

Mitch · « **Reply #49 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:16:54 PM »

when you start a sentence with "Gayer than..."

Author Topic: You know you're a Getbigger when.... (Read 4947 times)

Carlton G. Long