Author Topic: Bulletproof coffee/ bullshit coffee, plus Bomb Proof coffee by Will Brink (Read 7167 times)

Lord Chronos · « **on:** March 05, 2015, 02:01:26 AM »

Anybody here fallen for this "upgraded" bulletproof coffee scam from Dave Asprey?

I see Will Brink has jumped on the bandwagon with Bomb proof coffee. In the video below he claims that its important that no ingredient should affect or impart any change in the flavour of coffee then proceeds to suggest adding cocoa powder, tyrosine, coconut oil and creatine!!

Rocking a manly dominate T-shirt, that looks like he purchased it from a market stall in Thailand.

To save people time, I will automatically post a picture of sloth.

TheShape. · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:02:41 AM »

I only drink Starbucks

_aj_ · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:00:34 AM »

Quote from: TheShape. on March 05, 2015, 03:02:41 AM

I only drink Starbucks

Only Dunkin' Donuts finest passes these coffee-stained lips.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:03:43 AM »

I will say that a dollop of coconut oil in coffee caused the only time ever for me to have to quietly go to the bathroom, remove my underwear, and throw it in the trash, while at someone else's house.

Fortunately I was able to leverage this information to help get the plumbing straight after being backed up 4 days post surgery due to oxy.

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:23:59 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 05, 2015, 04:03:43 AM

I will say that a dollop of coconut oil in coffee caused the only time ever for me to have to quietly go to the bathroom, remove my underwear, and throw it in the trash, while at someone else's house.

Fortunately I was able to leverage this information to help get the plumbing straight after being backed up 4 days post surgery due to oxy.

Lol i had to do this last week after sharting

Pete Nice · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:19:44 AM »

The theory of micotoxins in coffee has been disproven many times. With that said, BulletProof coffee is pretty tasty. Both, an organic coffee with grass-fed butter and MCT oil as well as the actual Bulletproof brand. That DaveAsprey guy is a douche though.

hardgainerj · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:21:49 AM »

hideous

TestDummy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:26:00 AM »

I can't stand this ugly bastard. Who buys this dumb shit?

Never1AShow · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:51:41 AM »

Quote from: TestDummy on March 05, 2015, 06:26:00 AM

I can't stand this ugly bastard. Who buys this dumb shit?

Add the whole MCT thing to the Broscience thread.

_aj_ · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:03:24 AM »

I LOL at the fact that it MUST be grassfed butter. I use DD coffee and replaced the "grass-fed butter and MCT oil" with a fucking slap of cream. Voila. Dipshit-proof coffee

Pete Nice · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:05:22 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 07:03:24 AM

I LOL at the fact that it MUST be grassfed butter. I use DD coffee and replaced the "grass-fed butter and MCT oil" with a fucking slap of cream. Voila. Dipshit-proof coffee

Exactly. You're getting the same benefit with the heavy cream.

Rami · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:23:22 AM »

madness

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:36:04 AM »

Asprey is on so many pharmaceuitcals it's not funny. I like how he tries to live this holistic life of his own branded shit, claims certain supplements help brain power, whatever but is jacked on Adderal and many variations of it. Blending Butter and MCT into Coffee won't end well for most people.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:38:09 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 05, 2015, 07:36:04 AM

Blending Butter and MCT into Coffee won't end well for most people.

I did try it, and actually liked the taste. I had coconut oil anyway, and just tried some Kerrygold butter.

BUT, drinking a tbsp of each of those runs right the fuck through your system, not sure how much was actually absorbed. Not trying it again for awhile.

gettingbetter · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:48:12 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 05, 2015, 07:36:04 AM

Asprey is on so many pharmaceuitcals it's not funny. I like how he tries to live this holistic life of his own branded shit, claims certain supplements help brain power, whatever but is jacked on Adderal and many variations of it. Blending Butter and MCT into Coffee won't end well for most people.

He made me discover Modafinil so I have to thank him for my phd. Still a fucking douche though....

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:46:22 AM »

Where does this Brink fella get the balls to get in front of a camera with a mug like that?

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:53:59 AM »

What's up with the latest Brink bashing?? He's not been here in years

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:10:52 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on March 05, 2015, 09:46:22 AM

Where does this Brink fella get the balls to get in front of a camera with a mug like that?

Roflmao

Mitch · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:18:27 PM »

This guy is on my top 3 of creepy schmoes, only Vince "candycar" Basile and the Mayor are before him.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:41:22 PM »

BRINK...