Author Topic: Can a girl give a better compliment then what i got last night? (Read 3547 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** March 07, 2015, 02:25:35 AM »

After we d finished our intense sex session I asked her if she d cum hard, she said "not just hard but many, I lost count at 8 orgasms!"

thegamechanger · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2015, 02:26:43 AM »

you got it wrong, the women is there to please you not the other way around

Dr.J · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2015, 03:11:28 AM »

What was his name?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2015, 03:13:07 AM »

Don't lie to us, he gave you >8 facials that night

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2015, 04:47:46 AM »

That's an achievement making a pre-op come 8 times from his ass

BigRo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2015, 04:50:46 AM »

most woman cannot cum 8 times no matter how good you are, its more to do with her than you

Papper · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2015, 05:25:20 AM »

Quote from: thegamechanger on March 07, 2015, 02:26:43 AM

you got it wrong, the women is there to please you not the other way around

Yes he got it backwards. Probably didn't even cum himself just licked her boots with a leather mask

_aj_ · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:02:45 AM »

Good luck scraping that one off your shoe now, stud.

TestDummy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:07:32 AM »

How long a session are we talking here?

bigmc · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:10:29 AM »

he fucked her in da cage

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:14:20 AM »

Stop banging women that don't know how to count.

kreator · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:29:56 AM »

a guy should know when a woman cums in bed without asking her

CalvinH · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:33:52 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 07, 2015, 06:10:29 AM

he fucked her in da cage

He's so short that they were both standing and he ate her pussy long enough for her to come that many times.

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:52:20 AM »

Did u take any male enhancement pills before?

SF1900 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2015, 06:54:06 AM »

Listen, based on your pictures, you are not having sex with anyone.

_aj_ · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2015, 07:11:17 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 07, 2015, 06:54:06 AM

Listen, based on your pictures, you are not having sex with anyone.

I have to admit confusion in this regard also.

pedro01 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2015, 07:23:59 AM »

Compliments can backlash.

I remember the first time my wife said "I'll give you five stars for that one"

That's now evolved into her giving me a rating, up to 5 stars each time we fuck. If she forgets to rate me, I can barely last 15 minutes before I just can't stand to not know and I have to ask.

Thing is - she's cunningly turned it into a competitive endeavor for me. I now no longer find myself getting lost in the love making or focusing on enjoying it, nope - I'm just pushing for that extra star.

She's very clever, I'll give her that. I'm usually good for 4 or 5 stars - even I can tell the difference between a 4 & a 5 start fuck. I occasionally get a 3 when my hearts really not in it.

I'm not sure how I'd handle a 2 star rating....

So anyway - be careful of those compliments. Next time she'll be telling you she lost count at 5 orgasms and you'll end up in the same boat as me.

ritch · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2015, 07:26:08 AM »

someone having actual good sex, does not count orgasms.
Fail bud.

affeman · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2015, 07:28:02 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 07, 2015, 02:25:35 AM

After we d finished our intense sex session I asked her if she d cum hard, she said "not just hard but many, I lost count at 8 orgasms!"

Then you paid her the usual 200 bucks and left.

wikkedonez · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2015, 10:05:25 AM »

Maybe she meant 8 times...that year.
And maybe 5 stars out of a possible 10??

pedro01 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2015, 10:32:04 AM »

Quote from: wikkedonez on March 07, 2015, 10:05:25 AM

Maybe she meant 8 times...that year.
And maybe 5 stars out of a possible 10??

Actually I took it to mean she couldn't count past 8.

That's the problem with fucking retarded chicks.

She needed 1 finger to count with leaving 9 left and you have to take another off one 'cause she had her thumb up his ass.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2015, 10:32:12 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on March 07, 2015, 07:23:59 AM

Compliments can backlash.

I remember the first time my wife said "I'll give you five stars for that one"

That's now evolved into her giving me a rating, up to 5 stars each time we fuck. If she forgets to rate me, I can barely last 15 minutes before I just can't stand to not know and I have to ask.

Thing is - she's cunningly turned it into a competitive endeavor for me. I now no longer find myself getting lost in the love making or focusing on enjoying it, nope - I'm just pushing for that extra star.

She's very clever, I'll give her that. I'm usually good for 4 or 5 stars - even I can tell the difference between a 4 & a 5 start fuck. I occasionally get a 3 when my hearts really not in it.

I'm not sure how I'd handle a 2 star rating....

So anyway - be careful of those compliments. Next time she'll be telling you she lost count at 5 orgasms and you'll end up in the same boat as me.

Thats funny, she has given me nothing less than 10 stars.

Lol

pedro01 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2015, 10:37:58 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 07, 2015, 10:32:12 AM

Thats funny, she has given me nothing less than 10 stars.

Lol

Don't say that - I'm insecure as it is.

She used to ask me to put on a CD and not finish until the CD did. So one day when she was out, I went through them all to see which one got me out faster.

A big thank you to James Blunt & his "Back To Bedlam" - I think it only lasts 40 minutes. She never did figure out why I always put that one on....

smoothasf · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2015, 10:43:47 AM »

You pussy, I fuck the wife then as soon as I cum I push her off me, roll over and sleep. That's how men have sex. What kind of insecure man needs to know how good it was.

local hero · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2015, 10:54:38 AM »

Quote from: smoothasf on March 07, 2015, 10:43:47 AM

You pussy, I fuck the wife then as soon as I cum I push her off me, roll over and sleep. That's how men have sex. What kind of insecure man needs to know how good it was.

Yeh, that probly sums up most marriages, repeat performances are for teenagers with something to proove, if I was single and banging fresh puss I might make an effort