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Ben on stage !
« on: March 07, 2015, 12:57:28 PM »
Ben "Pac". Pakulski today. 

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2015, 12:59:22 PM »
Waist is wide as shoulders. Should quit bodybuilding and take up tennis.
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2015, 01:00:31 PM »
Looks horrible

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2015, 01:02:02 PM »
Yikes.

I guess the people close to him are afraid to tell him he does not have the structure for competitive bodybuilding.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2015, 01:04:35 PM »
Ben if you're reading this U have no future in bodybuilding
U look like shit
You're a waste of space and u are an utter joke
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2015, 01:09:21 PM »
A mad scientist's wet dream. I want to believe there's an echo of humanity buried somewhere in this hodgepodge of meat,  drugs and overblown organs. Ben, your mother still loves you.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2015, 01:10:20 PM »
All those scientists and they couldn't even give him bionic arms. Fail.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2015, 01:54:44 PM »
Years of viewing thong magazines full of Muscletech ads in his younger, more impressionable years must've filled most of the real estate in his cabbage head.





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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2015, 02:26:55 PM »
Seems like a good dude, but very bad structure, so narrow, ruins it.
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2015, 02:57:56 PM »
Retirement sounds good.  No offense.
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2015, 03:01:11 PM »
Who the fuck told him to stand like that?  Oh, great forearms. Truly remarkable.
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2015, 03:01:20 PM »
Far better built than anyone on here.might not be the best but looks good.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2015, 03:02:52 PM »
Waist is wide as shoulders. Should quit bodybuilding and take up tennis.

Could plunk himself down in front of a hockey net and call himself goalie.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2015, 03:05:38 PM »
Far better built than anyone on here.might not be the best but looks good.

I believe it is our job at Getbig to totally disrespect everyone who gets on stage in a thong. Might wanna get with the program, robs-cum.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2015, 03:07:56 PM »
Looks like 250lbs of my stool.  Lumpy and misshapen.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2015, 03:08:13 PM »
He gave him the wrong advices.
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2015, 03:14:28 PM »
The best destruction of a BB i've had the pleasure of reading!

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2015, 03:35:15 PM »
Far better built than anyone on here.might not be the best but looks good.

What does that have to do with anything? No shit he has a better build than any of us on here.  ::) ::) But we are judging him according to IFBB standards and other IFBB competitors. He is not being compared to the average getbigger or gym rat.

Similarly, baseball announcers critique baseball players, even though baseball players are better than the announcers. Why do they do this? Because the announcers are critiquing the baseball player in relation to MLB standards and other pro baseball players. Not to themselves or the average "joe" at the park.

In sum, he looks like shit for the IFBB and has shit genetics compared to other IFBB pros. He will most likely never crack top 6 in a Mr. O lineup, unless everyone else looks like garbage. But I am sure he looks great standing next to the average gym rat.  ::) ::)
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2015, 03:36:56 PM »
He looks like a bellend.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2015, 03:37:23 PM »
He looks like a bellend.

bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2015, 03:39:42 PM »

In sum, he looks like shit for the IFBB and has shit genetics compared to other IFBB pros. He will most likely never crack top 6 in a Mr. O lineup, unless everyone else looks like garbage. But I am sure he looks great standing next to the average gym rat.  ::) ::)
You're correct...but you know the Olympia is made up of the top 20 bbers in the world.  Even if you're 12th...you're 12 in the world.  How is this bad?

He sucked a green cock because the doctor told him.  Go easy.
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2015, 03:40:11 PM »
bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Thank you for helping out the Getbiggers that aren't as hip and worldly as we are.

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2015, 03:41:51 PM »
Thank you for helping out the Getbiggers that aren't as hip and worldly as we are.

There is a reason I had to Google it.  :D

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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2015, 03:42:51 PM »
You're correct...but you know the Olympia is made up of the top 20 bbers in the world.  Even if you're 12th...you're 12 in the world.  How is this bad?

He sucked a green cock because the doctor told him.  Go easy.

Yes, youre 12th best in the world, but when youre looking at it from a stance of making money and being relevant, you really need to crack the top 6, even the top 10. If you're the 12th best baseball player in the world, you will most likely be signing 6 year contracts for over 100 million. If youre the 12th best bodybuilder in the world, you will be making videos for musclehunks.
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Re: Ben on stage !
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2015, 03:43:17 PM »
There is a reason I had to Google it.  :D

 ;D

Shit, I got it from Ali G.