I couldn't handle Getbig being offline.
Thus, I put on a black Armani suit, filled a brief case with euros and gold and took a plane to North Carolina. At the NC airport, I rented a Jaguar and drove to Sylva. Upon arriving at Goodrum's trailer park, I parked the Jaguar and knocked on his door. Upon opening the door I said: "Hello, Melvin. We need to address this situation about Getbig being offline". I lied and told him that I was DroppingPlates, such that he would not kick my ass.
Later that day, we had some chicken breast and sniffed some coke. I did not let him near my anus, even though he was very domineering and quite frisky with his hands.
I am now on the plane, writing from airborne Wi-Fi, and I am actually sad to leave Goodrum, but I am also happy that Getbig is back online.
