Author Topic: Vampires are real, and I have just found Dracula! (Read 14356 times)

King Shizzo · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2015, 05:22:45 PM »

Chris Crocker reminds me of Devilsmile.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2015, 05:25:13 PM »

That Chris Crocker song is another perfect example. It sounds like a good club song on the radio (could even pass as sounding like a woman) but the video is 100% Getbig gay

gmflex · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2015, 05:25:59 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 12, 2015, 04:47:18 PM

Ellen's neck has a similar appearance and consistency to my scrotum.

"1"

Stan Diego · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2015, 07:43:20 PM »

Not really dead person. Dead person.

Best thread ever.

forillagorilla · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2015, 07:48:44 PM »

Quote from: Stan Diego on March 12, 2015, 07:43:20 PM

Not really dead person. Dead person.

Best thread ever.

I have never understood why a man with arms like that would go sleeveless... This looks like Larry the Cable Guy... If my arms looked like that I honestly don't know if I would even wear short sleeves !!

XFACTOR · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2015, 08:07:59 PM »

Quote from: forillagorilla on March 12, 2015, 07:48:44 PM

I have never understood why a man with arms like that would go sleeveless... This looks like Larry the Cable Guy... If my arms looked like that I honestly don't know if I would even wear short sleeves !!

If my arms looked like that I'd probably cut them off never mind wearing short sleeves.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2015, 08:20:17 PM »

Quote from: Stan Diego on March 12, 2015, 07:43:20 PM

Not really dead person. Dead person.

Best thread ever.

The fat homo in the top pic is not immortal, he was killed in a tragic car accident while giving his boyfriend road head years ago.

The Ugly · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2015, 08:39:29 PM »

Hermann Rorschach. Swiss shrink who invented those inkblot thingies.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2015, 08:56:07 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 12, 2015, 05:14:24 PM

Apparently you missed the whole point of this thread.

Not really. While you can start a thread, you have no control over the direction the thread takes after that. You've been around on Getbig long enough to know this. Personally, I think Tom Cruise is likely a real vampire, otherwise why is is still making movies when he can't act his way out of paper bag. If he's not a vampire, he's certainly made a pack with the Devil. That much is no secret.

Okay, I'll give you that Brad Pitt being a real vampire was a bit of a stretch.

If I get bored enough, I'll look for Brad and Tom look-a-likes from times gone by, much as you did in your posts.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2015, 09:16:54 PM »

Tom, the Nazi, Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.

The Ugly · « **Reply #35 on:** March 12, 2015, 09:53:00 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on March 12, 2015, 08:56:07 PM

Not really. While you can start a thread, you have no control over the direction the thread takes after that. You've been around on Getbig long enough to know this. Personally, I think Tom Cruise is likely a real vampire, otherwise why is is still making movies when he can't act his way out of paper bag. If he's not a vampire, he's certainly made a pack with the Devil. That much is no secret.

Okay, I'll give you that Brad Pitt being a real vampire was a bit of a stretch.

If I get bored enough, I'll look for Brad and Tom look-a-likes from times gone by, much as you did in your posts.

Ooh, strongly disagree. Weird as they come, but one hell of an actor.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #36 on:** March 12, 2015, 10:14:39 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on March 12, 2015, 09:53:00 PM

Ooh, strongly disagree. Weird as they come, but one hell of an actor.

To each his own. Apparently, his peers at the Academy of Motion Pictures agree with me. He's never won an Oscar. He has won three Golden Globes, so The Hollywood Foreign Press likes him as a performer. He's also won two Razzies. Oh and he won an award from Scientology for some movie he did....no surprise there.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2015, 11:40:38 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 12, 2015, 05:14:24 PM

Apparently you missed the whole point of this thread.

He's not so good at understanding points, being senile and all.

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2015, 11:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 12, 2015, 02:39:16 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Archer77 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2015, 11:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on March 12, 2015, 11:40:38 PM

He's not so good at understanding points, being senile and all.

He thinks sucking off dudes makes him some kind of vampire. Someone needs to break it to him that vampires drink blood. They don't guzzle the seed of random dudes at truck stops. Vampires also don't take out their dentures before they attack.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #40 on:** March 13, 2015, 01:48:16 AM »

Quote from: forillagorilla on March 12, 2015, 07:48:44 PM

I have never understood why a man with arms like that would go sleeveless... This looks like Larry the Cable Guy... If my arms looked like that I honestly don't know if I would even wear short sleeves !!

Obama can't ban these guns.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #41 on:** March 13, 2015, 01:57:09 AM »

King Shizzo · « **Reply #42 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:00:39 AM »

King Shizzo · « **Reply #43 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:12:20 AM »

King Shizzo · « **Reply #44 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:57:52 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 13, 2015, 01:46:36 AM

lets quote each others posts brah get this shit up to 100 replies

then pm each other abut how hilarious it is

I tried to find a comparison pic for you, but nothing came up when I typed " fat scottish housewife" into Google.

booty · « **Reply #45 on:** March 13, 2015, 05:08:41 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on March 12, 2015, 09:53:00 PM

Ooh, strongly disagree. Weird as they come, but one hell of an actor.

Agreed.

falco · « **Reply #46 on:** March 13, 2015, 06:37:20 AM »

The reasemblance between some guys is incredible, but if you think about it, the facial variations are finite so eventually there will be someone along human history who looks like someone else in the past.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #47 on:** March 13, 2015, 06:51:32 AM »

Quote from: falco on March 13, 2015, 06:37:20 AM

The reasemblance between some guys is incredible, but if you think about it, the facial variations are finite so eventually there will be someone along human history who looks like someone else in the past.

Conversely, think about all millions of people that look completely different from each other... it's amazing that there aren't more look-alikes around.

IronMeister · « **Reply #48 on:** March 13, 2015, 07:19:02 AM »

Archer77 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:13:51 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 13, 2015, 01:46:36 AM

lets quote each others posts brah get this shit up to 100 replies

then pm each other abut how hilarious it is

Like we usually do