Now I kinda want to see this polygraph test play out.
The poly technician, used to political and police cases, has a pre-recorded script to stick to. He attaches the electrodes to BigMC and has him sit down
T: "So...is your name...uh...BigMC?"
BMC: "Actually, no. It isn't"
T: "Oh, OK. Is your address at...uhhh...www.getbig.c om?"
BMC: "No, not really there"
T: "Oh...uhh...OK. Let's just get into it."
T: "Did you, uhh...Mr MC, conspire with a...uhhh....'booty' to accuse a Mr 'Uncle Junior"...uhhh...of being a Mr. "fakechestguy'?"
Comedy gold.