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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2015, 09:50:28 AM »
has to be most over priced, over hyped thing since the Segway scooter.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2015, 09:51:08 AM »
Too confusing and unnecessary.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2015, 09:53:19 AM »
Just imagine it at 38mm.  You'd need a fucking magnify glass to see anything on it.  Sure looks decent when shown on a 55 inch TV commercial.  But with my phone, why do I need this watch to stare at?  They are promoting the health monitor.  yeah, there are already a shitload of watches that do that.  I LOVE watches, love the mechanics and design and this thing makes me laugh.  Wouldn't waste a penny on it.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2015, 09:57:00 AM »
If you can't speak to KITT through this it ain't fucking worth it

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2015, 10:29:59 AM »
I predict this thing will be the ultimate failure.  I've read that the battery life is only about 3-5 hours, not 18 hours like Apple says.  Just one more gadget to plug in.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2015, 10:37:06 AM »
can I browse Getbig on it?

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2015, 10:38:27 AM »
I predict this thing will be the ultimate failure.  I've read that the battery life is only about 3-5 hours, not 18 hours like Apple says.  Just one more gadget to plug in.

I concur, but I predicted that the iPad was gonna suck shit.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2015, 10:42:17 AM »
Pointless gimmicky shit. Having said that, no doubt there will probably be a long queue of retards camping outside shops a day before this is released.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2015, 10:59:33 AM »
Apple's got a great history with this stuff.   Hard to bet against them.
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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2015, 11:05:33 AM »
The moron Apple worshippers are probably already lining up for this.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2015, 11:08:32 AM »
If you can't speak to KITT through this it ain't fucking worth it

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2015, 11:17:06 AM »

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2015, 11:22:45 AM »
I like the one I had as a kid in 1990



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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2015, 11:51:10 AM »
have fun recharging that stupid watch every day. it's enough pita to do with a phone

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2015, 12:12:32 PM »
have fun recharging that stupid watch every day. it's enough pita to do with a phone

windows phones last 3-5 days without charging.

mine lasts 10 days if i hardly use it.


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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2015, 12:39:44 PM »
has to be most over priced, over hyped thing since the Segway scooter.
Nice comparison. If only its inventor could die too. :-\

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2015, 12:58:44 PM »
The losers will line up and they'll sell a million or more, but I doubt you'll ever see a 2.0 of this.  Apple essentially wants people to buy more phones.  That's where they big profit margins are.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2015, 02:19:01 PM »

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2015, 02:20:41 PM »
If you can't speak to KITT through this it ain't fucking worth it

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2015, 02:25:33 PM »
Another shit thread from el dicko indasso

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2015, 03:07:19 PM »
Another shit thread from el dicko indasso

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2015, 07:20:00 PM »
Don't be seen at the gay club without one.




Does it monitor body temperature also?  I think that'd be fairly easy but could help out with predicting colds or exercise effects.  What I'd really like is something that monitored my various CBC levels and blood sugar real time.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2015, 07:23:29 PM »
kids will love that shit.   their eyes work better.

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Re: Gays rejoice - Hottest homosexual accessory to hit the market
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2015, 03:16:16 AM »
I remember the night before the iPad was released. The news report said there was no demand or need for such a device. How wrong they were.

I got one early on and just about everyone who saw it wanted one. I still use mine every day.

The watch is cool. Looks great and those who like technology will love it. I wouldn't mind a watch that can measure heart rates when I am out

taking photos in the hills around Sydney. I carry a lot of camera equipment and I can tell you I need to rest a lot to recover. That watch would

monitor my heart rate and that would really help not getting into the zone where I need to recover.