1. Chris Brown
yes. With a shotgun. At least twice. Just don't beat your gf, c0cksucker.
2. Kanye West
no. Random douche with plastic mudshark doesn't bother me at all.
3. Justin Beiber
no. He's young, rich and get the girlz. Nothing to hate on.
4. Tim Cook
He's no Steve Jobs, who I would have gladly hit. Tim Cook is trying his best to kill Apple, one fancy watch at a time. Nothing to hate on.
5. Ryan Seacrest
Boring arrogant prick. If I hit him, I have to hit zillions of people like him. So that's a no.