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Never1AShow

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In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« on: March 21, 2015, 12:27:19 PM »
It's cheap, practically no calories, fills you up and can be added to to create a delicious filling low calorie, low carb meal.

All the denigrating of iceberg lettuce over the past 15 years is a sign of the wussification of our nation.
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2015, 12:31:28 PM »
Let us praise lettuce.
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2015, 12:32:01 PM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on March 21, 2015, 12:27:19 PM
It's cheap, practically no calories, fills you up and can be added to to create a delicious filling low calorie, low carb meal.

All the denigrating of iceberg lettuce over the past 15 years is a sign of the wussification of our nation.

It lacerates your whole GI  tract, causes intestinal bleeding, and allows bacteria, viruses, molds, and parasites, to infest your intestines.
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2015, 12:37:55 PM »
Lettuce pray....
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2015, 01:20:57 PM »
Lettuce , Turnip and Pea
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2015, 01:25:36 PM »
agree 1000%

cheap and makes everything crispy and tasty
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2015, 02:00:43 PM »
Quote from: Erik C on March 21, 2015, 12:32:01 PM
It lacerates your whole GI  tract, causes intestinal bleeding, and allows bacteria, viruses, molds, and parasites, to infest your intestines.

Anyone against iceberg lettuce is tipping their hand
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2015, 02:05:52 PM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on March 21, 2015, 02:00:43 PM
Anyone against iceberg lettuce is tipping their hand

You mean telling the truth?
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2015, 02:20:31 PM »
Lettuce of peace.
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2015, 03:36:52 PM »
Quote from: Erik C on March 21, 2015, 02:05:52 PM
You mean telling the truth?

Please enjoy a wonderful spring mix or some weak, limp little baby greens.
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Re: In Praise of Iceberg Lettuce
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2015, 02:37:38 AM »
lettuce be cereal
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