Author Topic: that moment when you click a porn video and realise the sound is up (Read 2867 times)

Army of One · « **on:** March 23, 2015, 04:10:59 AM »

And others are around, wat do?

BigRo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:21:50 AM »

start singing really loud

muscularny · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:34:20 AM »

in 2015 porn is still some taboo?

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:37:15 AM »

Quote from: muscularny on March 23, 2015, 04:34:20 AM

in 2015 porn is still some taboo?

Maybe next time you are sitting with your mom and/or sister, whip out your phone, load up xvideos and ask them which pornstar has the best stretched asshole, report back with your findings.

Waller · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2015, 05:59:05 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 23, 2015, 04:37:15 AM

Maybe next time you are sitting with your mom and/or sister, whip out your phone, load up xvideos and ask them which pornstar has the best stretched asshole, report back with your findings.

You watch porn while sitting with your mother or sister?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:02:38 AM »

I'd rather get caught looking at porn than 80% of getbig threads

mdef48 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:13:26 AM »

100% honest this is true story.

Booty rang me on Viber late at night about 2 months ago and I was watching porn, sound was on fairly loud.

The stupid fucking thing with I-Phone is when your phone is on screen lock and when Viber rings and you put in your security code to unlock screen it automatically answers the fucking Viber call without the usualy "answer or reject button" option...or at least that's what happened....maybe I pressed answer by mistake without realizing.

So I hadn't clocked that I'd answered her call inadvertently and she was listening in for about 30 seconds before I realized she was live on the call and could hear everything....lol.

Booty all dazzled: " Milos is everything ok? You with someone? Should I call you later?"
Me: "uhhhh no Karen, not with anyone, its cool....sorry hon TV was on really loud......lmao"

....secretly I was like "shieeeettttttttt"

lol

Army of One · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:38:06 AM »

Quote from: Waller on March 23, 2015, 05:59:05 AM

You watch porn while sitting with your mother or sister?

No, only your mother and sister

Waller · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:22:27 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 23, 2015, 06:38:06 AM

No, only your mother and sister

Ah cool, I thought you were some sort of pervert for a second there.

Howard · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:47:44 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 23, 2015, 04:10:59 AM

And others are around, wat do?

In my case, I just tell 'em I'm considering growing grapefruit and nobody is the wiser.

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:48:05 AM »

Quote from: airosol on March 23, 2015, 06:02:38 AM

I'd rather get caught looking at porn than 80% of getbig threads

Ha ha! 100% agree.

ritch · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:54:52 AM »

that's a good reminder, was about to start a vid and crank one out.

Howard · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:57:59 AM »

I remember reading one guy was looking at some MILF porn and his gf walked in on him.
He quickly reduced the window and it was a bodybuilding video.

She noticed he had a stiffy, saw the muscle dudes on the screen , giggled and walked out.

Epic fail to look cool when busted for looking at porn.

TheGrinch · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2015, 10:08:39 AM »

better than the moment you click one of those random links on getbig than end up being some tranny's dick spinning gif with loud ass music playing full volume..

Robgun1 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2015, 10:12:13 AM »

Quote from: airosol on March 23, 2015, 06:02:38 AM

I'd rather get caught looking at porn than 80% of getbig threads

So true.

Wiggs · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:15:38 AM »

Quote from: mdef48 on March 23, 2015, 06:13:26 AM

100% honest this is true story.

Booty rang me on Viber late at night about 2 months ago and I was watching porn, sound was on fairly loud.

The stupid fucking thing with I-Phone is when your phone is on screen lock and when Viber rings and you put in your security code to unlock screen it automatically answers the fucking Viber call without the usualy "answer or reject button" option...or at least that's what happened....maybe I pressed answer by mistake without realizing.

So I hadn't clocked that I'd answered her call inadvertently and she was listening in for about 30 seconds before I realized she was live on the call and could hear everything....lol.

Booty all dazzled: " Milos is everything ok? You with someone? Should I call you later?"
Me: "uhhhh no Karen, not with anyone, its cool....sorry hon TV was on really loud......lmao"

....secretly I was like "shieeeettttttttt"

lol

Milos? What's your ethnicity?

mdef48 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:35:35 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 23, 2015, 11:15:38 AM

Milos? What's your ethnicity?

Turkish Cypriot

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2015, 12:12:57 PM »

How many times have I been scrolling down through a get big thread and there's the obligatory porn picture that I didn't expect? Usually has something to do with gay porn or a kai with a fruit. One thread had nothing do with the picture and I'm sitting next to the wife with my lap top. I scroll down and there is two guys banging. I quickly tried to scroll up and she said, "It's okay if you're curious." I quickly tried to explain getbig culture, ball busting and comedic sense. She winks at me once in awhile and asks if I'm still curious. Damn you getbig.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2015, 12:51:03 PM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on March 23, 2015, 12:12:57 PM

How many times have I been scrolling down through a get big thread and there's the obligatory porn picture that I didn't expect? Usually has something to do with gay porn or a kai with a fruit. One thread had nothing do with the picture and I'm sitting next to the wife with my lap top. I scroll down and there is two guys banging. I quickly tried to scroll up and she said, "It's okay if your curious." I quickly tried to explain getbig culture, ball busting and comedic sense. She winks at me once in awhile and asks if I'm still curious. Damn you getbig.

hahahaha omg

Wiggs · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2015, 12:53:58 PM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on March 23, 2015, 12:12:57 PM

How many times have I been scrolling down through a get big thread and there's the obligatory porn picture that I didn't expect? Usually has something to do with gay porn or a kai with a fruit. One thread had nothing do with the picture and I'm sitting next to the wife with my lap top. I scroll down and there is two guys banging. I quickly tried to scroll up and she said, "It's okay if your curious." I quickly tried to explain getbig culture, ball busting and comedic sense. She winks at me once in awhile and asks if I'm still curious. Damn you getbig.

LOLOLOL! I don't browse Getbig in public unless my back is against a wall.

Howard · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2015, 01:00:17 PM »

Quote from: mdef48 on March 23, 2015, 11:35:35 AM

Turkish Cypriot

Ok, maybe you can tell me why the original steam room was called a " Turkish Bath" ?

CalvinH · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2015, 01:03:37 PM »

As long as your penis is not out who cares.