Author Topic: if i could trust you assholes... (Read 61638 times)

CalvinH · « **Reply #50 on:** March 30, 2015, 10:52:03 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 30, 2015, 10:45:42 AM

no....youngest I would consider is late 30's very late

Yeah I was 30's and up when it came to age.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #51 on:** March 30, 2015, 10:52:57 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 30, 2015, 10:49:23 AM

Like this

I have an outfit like that.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #52 on:** March 30, 2015, 10:54:42 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 30, 2015, 10:52:57 AM

I have an outfit like that.

You're fkng killing me

King Shizzo · « **Reply #53 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:00:28 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 30, 2015, 10:54:42 AM

You're fkng killing me

Speaking of killing you.......maybe some of the guys here can create a gofundme page to get you a Life Alert.

I'm sure it will fit on your Figaro necklace, stud.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #54 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:01:26 AM »

lol @ "if you don't do what I say I'll hit you"

Tinder is great, I started using it recently. If you live in a decent-sized city and can't get a girl to agree to meet up with you within an hour then you are truly hideous to behold.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #55 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:19:56 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 30, 2015, 11:00:28 AM

Speaking of killing you.......maybe some of the guys here can create a gofundme page to get you a Life Alert.

I'm sure it will fit on your Figaro necklace, stud.

Shizzo I'll tear of your ears and put them in the microwave

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #56 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:21:39 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 30, 2015, 10:41:22 AM

18 year old girls have no business on those sites to begin with. Should be 21+

Absolutely.

Tedim · « **Reply #57 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:24:24 AM »

must be a lot of "bait and switch" on these sites

SF1900 · « **Reply #58 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:25:41 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on March 30, 2015, 11:01:26 AM

lol @ "if you don't do what I say I'll hit you"

Tinder is great, I started using it recently. If you live in a decent-sized city and can't get a girl to agree to meet up with you within an hour then you are truly hideous to behold.

I'd never meet one so soon. You don't know what you're getting into

King Shizzo · « **Reply #59 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:27:18 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 30, 2015, 11:25:41 AM

I'd never meet one so soon. You don't know what you're getting into

Boston area Craigslist I would imagine.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #60 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:27:53 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on March 30, 2015, 11:01:26 AM

lol @ "if you don't do what I say I'll hit you"

Tinder is great, I started using it recently. If you live in a decent-sized city and can't get a girl to agree to meet up with you within an hour then you are truly hideous to behold.

My training Partner/friend uses Tinder...the dude fucks 4 different women every single week..attractive

ritch · « **Reply #61 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Tedim on March 30, 2015, 11:24:24 AM

must be a lot of "bait and switch" on these sites

a movie script is easily written from my experiences...

muscularny · « **Reply #62 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:51:19 AM »

who still uses pof? whats next aol chatrooms?

get with the program peeps

_aj_ · « **Reply #63 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:04:22 PM »

Quote from: muscularny on March 30, 2015, 11:51:19 AM

who still uses pof? whats next aol chatrooms?

get with the program peeps

What, pray-tell, is "the program" these days if it isn't Tinder?

funk51 · « **Reply #64 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:06:06 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 30, 2015, 08:44:59 AM

I would show you my POF profile it's funny as fuck but i'm back w my girl and one of you dickheads will do something stupid

you right...

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #65 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:10:07 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 30, 2015, 12:04:22 PM

What, pray-tell, is "the program" these days if it isn't Tinder?

It's irrelevant.

Like I tell my GF...words on a screen. facebook, text, Email, twiitter...words on a screen, what's the difference what medium

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #66 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:16:40 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 30, 2015, 11:27:53 AM

My training Partner/friend uses Tinder...the dude fucks 4 different women every single week..attractive

Im at a loss for how thats possible. He must be above average attractive and tall with chizelled face/jaw. Ordinary guys, even with nice bodies cant pull that easily even wjth tinder. It still takes days of chatting to get a chic to meet. When i was on there back in the day, it was long drawn out convos. If u said "lets hang out!" They were usually like "i dont just want sex"

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #67 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:27:36 PM »

Quote from: Thong Maniac on March 30, 2015, 12:16:40 PM

Im at a loss for how thats possible. He must be above average attractive and tall with chizelled face/jaw. Ordinary guys, even with nice bodies cant pull that easily even wjth tinder. It still takes days of chatting to get a chic to meet. When i was on there back in the day, it was long drawn out convos. If u said "lets hang out!" They were usually like "i dont just want sex"

he's built probably better than me, (he's a decade younger and on gh, etc...) and he's pretty good looking. and he's got a fkng personality that just fits him...he's funny as fuck and likeable. he's my best friend.

He's also one of those guys, no fear, no hesitation, no self doubt.....none

A blonde was squatting about 20 feet from us, he nudges me and I appreciate the ass area, the face..very nice.

before I can blink ...he's on it...talking to her about squat "form". I'm like "how fucking corny" but he did what he had to do. success. I would have NEVER done that

Hulkotron · « **Reply #68 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:54:38 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 30, 2015, 11:25:41 AM

I'd never meet one so soon. You don't know what you're getting into

By "agree to meet up with you" I mean "get a drink sometime" or something like that, not pumping her BBC-ravaged box within an hour of swiping right. I do not have that kind of game

Antonio fella · « **Reply #69 on:** March 30, 2015, 05:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on March 30, 2015, 04:54:38 PM

By "agree to meet up with you" I mean "get a drink sometime" or something like that, not pumping her BBC-ravaged box within an hour of swiping right. I do not have that kind of game

Both outed. Get a room now.

thebrink · « **Reply #70 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:40:28 AM »

groink you are approaching 60 years old ffs.

and we are not all assholes btw...

LittleJ · « **Reply #71 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:50:57 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 30, 2015, 10:42:39 AM

agree 100%

there will be the "short eyes" contingent along to argue otherwise

"it's legal to fuck an 18 year old"

it's legal to chop off your own hand too...do that instead

He's okay with 40yr old women hitting on 19 yr old boys but older men trying to fuck 18 yr old girls is creepy? They also have ads on their page catering towards the Daddy/daughter or Mommy/son types. If you take a shirtless pictures they will delete all your pictures and ban you from uploading pictures but women take several pictures with their tits out and it's okay. I'd rather use Facebook to pick up women

chaos · « **Reply #72 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:31:26 AM »

Quote from: thebrink on March 31, 2015, 08:40:28 AM

groink you are approaching 60 years old ffs.

and we are not all assholes btw...

Speak for yourself, fuckface.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #73 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:36:33 AM »

Quote from: thebrink on March 31, 2015, 08:40:28 AM

groink you are approaching 60 years old ffs.

and we are not all assholes btw...

50 is "approaching 60" ? it's one year removed from my 40"s

could you try any harder...LOLOLOL

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #74 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:48:17 AM »

Groink, why in the world would you need a POF profile when all you have to do is walk out of your house and get hit on multiple times a day? Or is it just Convenience?