pellius must be really scared of you. 
Your flab has a firm and powerful aura as well. Though you have a very similar look and physique as Shizzo, his is the type of fat that if you poke him with a needle in the gut and squeeze, a thick, yellowish, gelatinous goo will ooze out. When standing straight up your big belly will hold high and firm. Shizzo's sags and droops down over his genitals. When he sits he has to spread his legs open so his belly will have room to settle.
That's the body you get when you just sit around and get drunk.
It still cracks me up to this day when he PMed me for steroids.
Try to work out for a straight year then think about PEDs