CALFS! MOTTAFUCKING CALFS

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I always thought with a spit and polish (Schmoe juice and polish?) Fangs could be a good placer.

the lower body really screws his proportions .

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The best is when he was asked why he doesn't get his teeth fixed. He gave some moronic answer about God making him just like that and he was not going to modify his teeth because those are the teeth God gave him.

Interestingly enough, God provided him with a normal looking body, yet he has drastically modified his body with copious amounts of drugs. That's okay, but getting your teeth fixed is against Gods plan. But sticking drugs in your body and potentially causing damage is just fine.

The epic logic of religious people. 

[Parker]

The best is when he was asked why he doesn't get his teeth fixed. He gave some moronic answer about God making him just like that and he was not going to modify his teeth because those are the teeth God gave him.

Interestingly enough, God provided him with a normal looking body, yet he has drastically modified his body with copious amounts of drugs. That's okay, but getting your teeth fixed is against Gods plan. But sticking drugs in your body and potentially causing damage is just fine.

The epic logic of religious people. 

I don't think he is that religious. I think he just said that as a canned reason. Instead of saying "because I don't want to". Chances are he has been asked that a million times. And think about it, this is not a smile contest. Not when Puil and Kai and the top guys all grimace. Having fangs could have been his calling card along with his calves.