Author Topic: Sex acts most proud of (Read 3202 times)

Slapper · « **on:** April 03, 2015, 09:13:20 PM »

1. Many years ago, while high on coke and not having had sex or masturbated for a month, I had sex with an aged woman (50s) and came about three or four times nonstop before my pride-n-joy decided to go limp on the act.

2. At one point I was so frigging good with oral sex (only on women) that I could sense when a woman was about to come, take it down a notch and then build it back up and down again three or four times before the orgasm was so intense that she'd grab on to my head like she was free climbing El Capitán and was holding on to dear life by three fingers.

Any stories?

Erik C · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:21:55 PM »

Quote from: Slapper on April 03, 2015, 09:13:20 PM

1. Many years ago, while high on coke, and not having had sex or masturbated for a month, I had sex with an aged woman (50s) and came about three or four times nonstop before my pride-n-joy decided to go limp on the act.

2. At one point I was so frigging good with oral sex (only on women) that I could sense when a woman was about to come, take it down a notch and then build it back up and down again three or four times before the orgasm was so intense that she'd grab on to my head like she was free climbing El Capitán and was holding on to dear life by three fingers.

Any stories?

So, your sex act that you are most proud of is eating out old bags? OK, at least you set the bar low enough for sex act pride, than almost anyone who cares to post anything about the subject, will easily top your example.

HavoX · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:27:13 PM »

1. Many years ago, while high on life, and not having had sex or masturbated for a month, I had sex with an aged woman (50s) and came about four or five times nonstop before my pride-n-joy decided to go limp on the act.

2. At one point I was so frigging good with oral sex (only on women) that I could sense when a woman was about to come, take it down a notch and then build it back up and down again four or five times before the orgasm was so intense that she'd grab on to my head like she was free climbing El Capitán and was holding on to dear life by three fingers.

ritch · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:29:06 PM »

I told your mom I wouldn't tell.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:32:16 PM »

The OP trying everything in his power to the throw the scent off the old gay trail, in this thread.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:59:34 PM »

Quote from: Slapper on April 03, 2015, 09:13:20 PM

1. Many years ago, while high on coke, and not having had sex or masturbated for a month, I had sex with an aged woman (50s) and came about three or four times nonstop before my pride-n-joy decided to go limp on the act.

2. At one point I was so frigging good with oral sex (only on women) that I could sense when a woman was about to come, take it down a notch and then build it back up and down again three or four times before the orgasm was so intense that she'd grab on to my head like she was free climbing El Capitán and was holding on to dear life by three fingers.

Any stories?

You're a phaggot.

HTH

Core · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2015, 10:26:29 PM »

i fisted a girls ass and pussy at the same time on a golf course in the middle of the night

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2015, 10:37:20 PM »

Quote from: Core on April 03, 2015, 10:26:29 PM

i fisted a girls ass and pussy at the same time on a golf course in the middle of the night

hope you have small hands or that is one bored-out whore

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2015, 10:47:46 PM »

my oral sex technique is tight as well. back in my single days, i'd tell a girl that i'm good, and they like "that's what they all say" then the first time you hit that shit , 30 seconds in she says "Mmmmmm you ARE good" pussy owned in three moves.

also when a woman wouls service the meat truncheon of love orally, i would coat their face in Semen, then clean their face with my cock and make them eat it off my cock....degrading doesn't even begion to cover it

muscularny · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2015, 11:56:19 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on April 03, 2015, 10:37:20 PM

hope you have small hands or that is one bored-out whore

girls into that are not into guys with small hands

Tapeworm · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2015, 12:50:53 AM »

Quote from: Core on April 03, 2015, 10:26:29 PM

i fisted a girls ass and pussy at the same time on a golf course in the middle of the night

Jesus it'd be like a veterinary procedure. You pull a baby goat out of there or something?

denarii · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2015, 01:29:20 AM »

Banged a chick in kew gardens in the daytime on two occasions

ruth_e_ford · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2015, 02:45:48 AM »

Obviously done all the usual stuff but one of the more interesting ones was as follows.

Years ago my usual Saturday routine would be to book into the Marriot hotel in Swiss Cottage or Maida Vale and book a suite.

I would order bubbly, sniff and order in escorts while simultaneously making bets on the GG's (horseracing) on my laptop on Betfair while watching the races on the TV screen.

I would be studying the Racing Post form while hookers would be sucking my cock and listening to William Hill Radio for the latest tips and info and track news.

I used to play this game where I would make a bet on a particular race, watch it on the TV while simultaneously fucking a whore doggy style pretending I was in the race that I was betting on and that I was the Jockey and she was the horse.

As the race would heat up I would spank her arse harder and harder trying to make her go faster and double handful emulating and copying the horse and jockey I had bet on in the actual race.

I got so good at it that sometimes if I had a winner I could make myself cum just as my horse crossed the finishing line.

Best feeling ever.

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2015, 05:16:39 AM »

Me and your Ma while your Dad knuckle-shuffled... (Kidding, thats just wrong)...

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2015, 05:26:01 AM »

Quote from: ruth_e_ford on April 04, 2015, 02:45:48 AM

Obviously done all the usual stuff but one of the more interesting ones was as follows.

Years ago my usual Saturday routine would be to book into the Marriot hotel in Swiss Cottage or Maida Vale and book a suite.

I would order bubbly, sniff and order in escorts while simultaneously making bets on the GG's (horseracing) on my laptop on Betfair while watching the races on the TV screen.

I would be studying the Racing Post form while hookers would be sucking my cock and listening to William Hill Radio for the latest tips and info and track news.

I used to play this game where I would make a bet on a particular race, watch it on the TV while simultaneously fucking a whore doggy style pretending I was in the race that I was betting on and that I was the Jockey and she was the horse.

As the race would heat up I would spank her arse harder and harder trying to make her go faster and double handful emulating and copying the horse and jockey I had bet on in the actual race.

I got so good at it that sometimes if I had a winner I could make myself cum just as my horse crossed the finishing line.

Best feeling ever.

We need to find a scientist that can make us one person but both our personalities co-exist in the host body and experience what's happening.

we'll use my shell, no offense...

actually , no..we switch off, so i can see what your game is. mine is boring as fuck....Hi...I'm Greg...(grin, close)

oh, new pics of the Missus. said i would send you pics...

I COMPLETELY pussied out on that thing from a few months ago , can't do it.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2015, 07:44:05 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on April 04, 2015, 05:26:01 AM

We need to find a scientist that can make us one person but both our personalities co-exist in the host body and experience what's happening.

we'll use my shell, no offense...

actually , no..we switch off, so i can see what your game is. mine is boring as fuck....Hi...I'm Greg...(grin, close)

oh, new pics of the Missus. said i would send you pics...

I COMPLETELY pussied out on that thing from a few months ago , can't do it.

Very nice tits.

che · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2015, 07:47:18 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on April 04, 2015, 05:26:01 AM

We need to find a scientist that can make us one person but both our personalities co-exist in the host body and experience what's happening.

we'll use my shell, no offense...

actually , no..we switch off, so i can see what your game is. mine is boring as fuck....Hi...I'm Greg...(grin, close)

oh, new pics of the Missus. said i would send you pics...

I COMPLETELY pussied out on that thing from a few months ago , can't do it.

Very nice , I like.

muscularny · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2015, 08:01:46 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on April 04, 2015, 05:26:01 AM

We need to find a scientist that can make us one person but both our personalities co-exist in the host body and experience what's happening.

we'll use my shell, no offense...

actually , no..we switch off, so i can see what your game is. mine is boring as fuck....Hi...I'm Greg...(grin, close)

oh, new pics of the Missus. said i would send you pics...

I COMPLETELY pussied out on that thing from a few months ago , can't do it.

very nice! is that all she got or is she the full package

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2015, 08:39:02 AM »

Great tits on the aforementioned whore.

Good work, PTPS.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #19 on:** April 04, 2015, 08:59:32 AM »

Quote from: Erik C on April 03, 2015, 09:21:55 PM

So, your sex act that you are most proud of is eating out old bags? OK, at least you set the bar low enough for sex act pride, than almost anyone who cares to post anything about the subject, will easily top your example.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2015, 10:48:56 AM »

Quote from: ruth_e_ford on April 04, 2015, 02:45:48 AM

Obviously done all the usual stuff but one of the more interesting ones was as follows.

Years ago my usual Saturday routine would be to book into the Marriot hotel in Swiss Cottage or Maida Vale and book a suite.

I would order bubbly, sniff and order in escorts while simultaneously making bets on the GG's (horseracing) on my laptop on Betfair while watching the races on the TV screen.

I would be studying the Racing Post form while hookers would be sucking my cock and listening to William Hill Radio for the latest tips and info and track news.

I used to play this game where I would make a bet on a particular race, watch it on the TV while simultaneously fucking a whore doggy style pretending I was in the race that I was betting on and that I was the Jockey and she was the horse.

As the race would heat up I would spank her arse harder and harder trying to make her go faster and double handful emulating and copying the horse and jockey I had bet on in the actual race.

I got so good at it that sometimes if I had a winner I could make myself cum just as my horse crossed the finishing line.

Best feeling ever.

lolz