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Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« on: April 04, 2015, 08:00:34 PM »
This guy has it all.

Killer physique.
Insane strength in the gym.
Endorsed by countless high-profile sponsors.
Elite 212 athlete.
Working with the best prep coach/trainer.
Replaced his wife with a cool pit bull....

Some guys have all the luck.  ::)
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2015, 08:20:31 PM »
Quote from: ether on April 04, 2015, 08:00:34 PM
This guy has it all.

Killer physique.
Insane strength in the gym.
Endorsed by countless high-profile sponsors.
Elite 212 athlete.
Working with the best prep coach/trainer.
Replaced his wife with a cool pit bull....

Some guys have all the luck.  ::)

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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2015, 08:21:19 PM »
Quiet , he can hear you
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2015, 08:28:48 PM »
Screeches mom left for the weekend. Just a bunch of getbiggers hanging out and dancing.


Making an exercise video, but then Jesse gets hooked on drugs


Getting ready for the prom


I can't go to the prom because my dad lost his job.


Drugs are bad for you


Broke Screeches heart


You could have had any girl, but you took Lisa. Now we must fight
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2015, 10:27:57 PM »
Quote from: ether on April 04, 2015, 08:00:34 PM
This guy has it all.

Killer physique.
Insane strength in the gym.
Endorsed by countless high-profile sponsors.
Elite 212 athlete.
Working with the best prep coach/trainer.
Replaced his wife with a cool pit bull....

Some guys have all the luck.  ::)

"Athlete"? Does he play a sport as well?
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2015, 04:29:39 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on April 04, 2015, 10:27:57 PM
"Athlete"? Does he play a sport as well?

Yes!

He is a warrior preparing for battle at the nypro!
He will crush his competitors.
His thong will glitter in triumph.
All his devotion will be rewarded and more when his trophy is presented and his 5000 cheque is given.

It's a payday mere mortals can only dream of.

And people wondered why he divorced to pursue his dream? Are they joking.
He has a chance at immortality; NY Pro champion!!

People will be talking about Guys performance at the Courtyard Marriott for hours after the show!

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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2015, 05:02:30 AM »
NY Pro? Whats the prize money for that one, 7K?
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2015, 05:06:36 AM »
maximum effort for minimal results in this thread
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2015, 06:31:56 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on April 04, 2015, 10:27:57 PM
"Athlete"? Does he play a sport as well?

If that's your definition an an athlete, then educate us by telling the right category for a runner, cyclist or a swimmer..
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2015, 07:04:24 AM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on April 05, 2015, 05:02:30 AM
NY Pro? Whats the prize money for that one, 7K?

Before taxes....
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2015, 07:07:40 AM »
Quote from: Skylge on April 05, 2015, 07:04:24 AM
Before taxes....

BBers don't pay taxes
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2015, 09:06:30 AM »
Quote from: ether on April 05, 2015, 07:07:40 AM
BBers don't pay taxes

That is a benefit of having a hilariously small income.
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2015, 09:25:04 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 05, 2015, 06:31:56 AM
If that's your definition an an athlete, then educate us by telling the right category for a runner, cyclist or a swimmer..

All three are athletes and those are all sports. Bodybuilders are not athletes and bodybuilding is not a "sport". However he's a very good bodybuilder.
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2015, 09:43:03 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on April 05, 2015, 09:25:04 AM
All three are athletes and those are all sports. Bodybuilders are not athletes and bodybuilding is not a "sport". However he's a very good bodybuilder.

So first you use the term 'play a sport' and now this  ::)
The thing is that you don't think before you write something, lifting weights & marketing excluded, I give you props for those fields.
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2015, 10:05:45 AM »
Quote from: Skylge on April 05, 2015, 07:04:24 AM
Before taxes....

NY taxes!  He will end up with ten bucks.
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2015, 10:10:55 AM »
Quote from: Carlton G. Long on April 05, 2015, 09:06:30 AM
That is a benefit of having a hilariously small income.


They do it for the glory.
You wouldn't understand.
A warriors spirit like Guy.
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2015, 04:36:49 AM »
Quote from: ether on April 05, 2015, 10:10:55 AM
They do it for the glory.
You wouldn't understand.
A warriors spirit like Guy.

Being a broke-ass G4P chump?
You're right; I wouldn't understand.
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2015, 10:32:26 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on April 05, 2015, 09:25:04 AM
All three are athletes and those are all sports. Bodybuilders are not athletes and bodybuilding is not a "sport". However he's a very good bodybuilder.

Exactly, bodybuilding is "weight training" (and massively juicing) and the stage event is a pageant... (Not a sporting event).
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2015, 10:39:44 AM »
Rockstar / movie star status at his gym i suppose  ::)



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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2015, 10:51:02 AM »
Quote from: Nails on April 06, 2015, 10:39:44 AM
Rockstar / movie star status at his gym i suppose  ::)





was a dude training with his hoodie on wearing sun glasses last week. Why do people try so hard to be hard?
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Re: Guy Cisternino, living the dream
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2015, 10:54:13 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on April 05, 2015, 09:25:04 AM
All three are athletes and those are all sports. Bodybuilders are not athletes and bodybuilding is not a "sport". However he's a very good bodybuilder.

Despite it's problems, I enjoy  bodybuilding and being a pro contest fan.
Call it whatever you want. I'll still workout and enjoy watching contests.
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