Didnt post from last Novemeber until April.
Numbers dont lie.
I can picture you laughing manically as you type like some kind of Spiderman villan
Get back on the beach lobster torso.
Your coma certainly didn't hurt your average.
I'm on this board a lot. Probably too much. I'd probably be on more if I didn't have others things in life to do. And I've managed an average of just over 3 posts a day.
You, on the other hand, even despite "not being active anymore" are weighing in at over 23 posts a day. And that's not even counting all the time you spend reading this board.
Fuck man, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, have you ever even been on a date with a woman? Do you have any friends? Family?
Typical creepy weirdo shut in living in a one room flat with rats and roaches fantasizing about gunning down your neighbors and jacking-off to scat porn.
I've already been to the beach. I'm there almost everyday. It's just a short walk.
"Be There". LOL. More like "Never Been Anywhere".